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uk1971
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Fri 03/20/09 03:40 AM
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Was just wondering if anyone else have more ideas, in regards to the expression:
"Light's are on, but nobody's home". Let's be nice, but yet let's be creative. There must be some real gutbuster ones out there! Dare ya to make me laugh! The light's on, but nobody's home. One log short of a full cord. The bulb is there, but the switch doesn't work. bread ain't done one-winged bat in a round room train of thought by Lionel both oars ain't in the water Van Gogh's ear for music out of his depth in a parking lot puddle like an envelope with no address the attention span of a lightning bolt A sandwich short of a picnic! Position vacant between the ears! A cent or two short of a dollar! A visit short to the beauty parlour! One wheel in the sand. Seat back not in the full upright position. Not playin' with a full bag of jacks. Two burgers short of a barbecue. Doesn't have both feet in the end zone. Lives out where the buses don't run. If she had another brain cell, it would be lonely The cheeze fell off his cracker a long time ago. The factory's still open, but it's making something else. One too many runs in her nylons. He's a tequilla short of a c*cktail Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not the clearest window in the house. Two tiles short of a roofAn elevator short of an up button. An emo short of an emoticon. This should prove to be rather interesting!   |
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You're a couple of comments short of a thread, dude...
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Got a few more.
One ripcord short of a parachute He has the 6 pack just missing the little plastic thingy that holds it all together. Dumb as a stump. IQ of a turnip. (kinda goes with having to water him twice a week. When they were passing out brains, he thought they said trains and said he'd like a slow one. Licks the windows on the short bus. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. One french fry short of a Happy Meal. |
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the wheel is still turning but the hamster is dead
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the wheel is still turning but the hamster is dead Tracey, I'm so gonna steal that from you. I absolutely love it... best one yet! And as for you dear klc, that was just a joke and it wasn't even directed towards you... When I started to post my comment, yours hadn't posted yet. So, assuming I was the first to respond, I thought of something funny to say... My apologies to you for unintentionally having offended you... and to you as well uk1971. Very cool thread indeed... |
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the wheel is still turning but the hamster is dead Tracey, I'm so gonna steal that from you. I absolutely love it... best one yet! And as for you dear klc, that was just a joke and it wasn't even directed towards you... When I started to post my comment, yours hadn't posted yet. So, assuming I was the first to respond, I thought of something funny to say... My apologies to you for unintentionally having offended you... and to you as well uk1971. Very cool thread indeed... thank you. but if you are gonna steal it... you're not supposed to tell me! that defeats the purpose of stealing it. 
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Thank you...
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He's a snowcone, he has the ice but is missing the flavor to make it worth anything
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How about:
He is a few cards short of a deck Not the brightest bulb in the socket About as smart as a door knob The elevator does not go to the top floor |
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crazy as a loon
crazier than a sh!thouse rat in a looney bin over the rainbow truly gone fishing toys in the attic one beer short of a six-pack |
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"gates are down, lights are flashing....but the train just isn't coming" "got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking" |
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Was at the back of the queue when the intellignce quotas were given out.
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lol...Hi Tom
"fell out of the family tree....most likely on his head" |
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Hey Mark
 Two strokes short of a cylinder.
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 "has two brain cells....one is busy looking for the other" |
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