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Topic: This is messed up...
fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:25 PM
I ordered something two days ago and paid extra for overnight shipping. So technically the package should get here today.

Well a while ago I saw the UPS truck in front of my house and I'm like "cool...here's my stuff". And then the UPS truck left. So I opened the door to get my package...and...NOTHING!!!

WTF? Did the UPS man steal my stuff???

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:26 PM

I ordered something two days ago and paid extra for overnight shipping. So technically the package should get here today.

Well a while ago I saw the UPS truck in front of my house and I'm like "cool...here's my stuff". And then the UPS truck left. So I opened the door to get my package...and...NOTHING!!!

WTF? Did the UPS man steal my stuff???
pitchfork I stole itpitchfork

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:26 PM
I did & I sold it already

fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:27 PM
Oh yeah??? So what is it??? Huh???

SitkaRains's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:27 PM

I did & I sold it already

You guys are mean...


Actually paying extra doesn't always mean the next day.
Check when it was actually sent out.

fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:28 PM


I did & I sold it already

You guys are mean...


Actually paying extra doesn't always mean the next day.
Check when it was actually sent out.


I did...and it said today's date as the delivery date.

no photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:28 PM
Depends on what time of the day you ordered your stuff, they might have been on their next day time (like banks at 3 pm)so you will get your package tomorrow.

Just a guess.

TBRich's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:29 PM
Why do I have a box of dildos at my front porch?

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:29 PM

Oh yeah??? So what is it??? Huh???




surprised I can't believe you consider that a toysurprised

fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:30 PM

Why do I have a box of dildos at my front porch?


Because you ordered them and were just waiting for someone to start a thread like this so you can pretend you don't know where they came from?




fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:31 PM


Oh yeah??? So what is it??? Huh???




surprised I can't believe you consider that a toysurprised


Maybe the UPS man couldn't believe it either...that's why he left.

TBRich's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:32 PM


Why do I have a box of dildos at my front porch?


Because you ordered them and were just waiting for someone to start a thread like this so you can pretend you don't know where they came from?






Yeah, but now that you know, months of planning are down the drain. Doesn't UPS have a tracking code, so you can call and find out where your own dildon'ts are?

fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:47 PM
Sorry about blowing your cover.

Well, I just went to the UPS website and did the tracking thingie. Says:

ATLANTA,GA, US 03/18/2009 6:35 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY

So that explains why the UPS man was in front of my house. I does not, however, explain why he left without leaving my package.

Btw...the UPS website as a picture of a OMG SO YUMMY delivery guy on the homepage. drool

thumper95's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:50 PM
see,, what did i tell you,, that thing with the 15 horsepower motor that runs on diesel will get you alot more attention than you want,,, see whut you done went and done now?

Dan99's photo
Wed 03/18/09 01:54 PM
Maybe the delivery driver read his notes and saw that the previous dozen drivers to deliver to your property have been accosted for sex?

robert1652's photo
Wed 03/18/09 02:05 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Wed 03/18/09 02:07 PM
They get round that with residential deliveries (I assume it was a delivery for your residence?) in which case they have until 7pm tonight to deliver. The Excuse? it is residential.

fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 02:14 PM

Maybe the delivery driver read his notes and saw that the previous dozen drivers to deliver to your property have been accosted for sex?


More like the other way round...because my usual delivery person is a scary, manly looking woman beast thing. Very frightening.

They get round that with residential deliveries (I assume it was a delivery for your residence?) in which case they have until 7pm tonight to deliver.


Cool...I'll wait til seven then before I read them the riot act.

fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 02:28 PM
Ooh ooh ooh!!! The UPS man just pulled up again!!! :banana:

Dan99's photo
Wed 03/18/09 03:11 PM
She has been a while, i think she must be having sex with him...

fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 03/18/09 04:28 PM
I wish. Actually I took a nap. But thanks for noticing my absence.

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