Yeah. but I want the whole world to know I'm smurt. And then give me a prize for it, which I richly deserve.

dear planet,

mr fonteyne (mingle mod) is the best and smartest person in existence. he will own you at trivial pursuit. it is with great honor that i place this scratch-and-sniff rainbow sticker upon his lapel. bear this with honor capn lex.

signed,
your creator,

z3r0

When you get the prize I will be curious to know since I have always had the thought process of surprising them with my smurts.... If the prize is big or grand enough maybe....

Wow, thank you! Finally the world has figured it out. Now all I need is my Infinite Pepsi certificate and Billie Piper, and I can die happy.

I heard the prize is a yacht full of baboons -- no wait, that's the new reality show on Fox....

would you settle for a billie club?

I think that bragging stems from insecurity on the part of the person bragging.

Hold on now. This is getting a little deep. I'm supposed to believe that you actually have a scratch-and-sniff rainbow sticker?

yes. there were olny 5 of them made and one of them burned up in a plane crash. It was being worn by randy rhoads.

It depends on the context.

Ben Franklin said, "Only a fool cannot hide their intelligence." Figure if a person is having to brag about it is simply another way of saying "Look at me I'm insecure and need affirmation."

I guess to some, I probably do come across as a braggart. Oh well.....

I don't see why I should play myself down.

I am one smart s.o.b. (except when I am retarded drunk).

Sure I am self centered...but, only when I am not trying to help others.

I have real talent with writing and art...but, I only do it to relax.

I ain't completely butt ugly..so I think abit of vain egotism is appropriate.

But, the arrogance don't kick in till I am naked and saying "See!!!! I told you I wasn't lying!"


Like the Kid Rock song says.."They say I'm c*cky...I say WHAT? It ain't braggin motherf**ker if you back it up!"

Maybe some people aren't bragging if they're telling the truth...but they are being colossal blowhards. Every bit as unattractive.

I never really cared to brag, doesn't seem to stop other people...oh well, I just backhand them.

<typonazi>It's career, btw</typonazi>. While I don't brag about my education, I do often brag about my lack thereof, and get away with it. As for my career, well, it's the only way I get to go outside and play. hutton hutton. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKhNl-He-yY
http://www.youtube.com/user/osirusoft1

Only if Billie Piper is a member.

because I'm awesome

jk


no really, i'm kind of a big deal