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Topic: Good loving
fundog1962's photo
Tue 03/17/09 04:35 AM
Wahts a good mann got to do to get some loveing?

whispertoascream's photo
Tue 03/17/09 04:37 AM
Edited by whispertoascream on Tue 03/17/09 04:39 AM
Might be easier if you blow the doll up before trying.smokin

Ask Mikey, he might still have tin instruction manual. I am sure he has it memorized by now.:tongue:

prisoner's photo
Tue 03/17/09 04:39 AM
:smile: spelling and sentence structure are always a good start be seeing you

whispertoascream's photo
Tue 03/17/09 04:40 AM

:smile: spelling and sentence structure are always a good start be seeing you
laugh

Jess642's photo
Tue 03/17/09 04:42 AM
Pay for it? huh


Go home to mum? she loves you...huh



Be good at loving?




Did I win?

Did I get the right answer?

Where's my new car, and my bungalow at Malibu????????????

:wink: laugh


whispertoascream's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:01 AM
Edited by whispertoascream on Tue 03/17/09 05:09 AM

Pay for it? huh


Go home to mum? she loves you...huh



Be good at loving?




Did I win?

Did I get the right answer?

Where's my new car, and my bungalow at Malibu????????????

:wink: laugh




Sorry he is only offering this old beat up Gremlin car.




And unfortunately The Bungalow at Malibu is located on some swamp land.


Seakolony's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:05 AM
Loving for 500 Alex!!

Call Rosie, she is always hanging around, plus she has five sisters for an orgy!!laugh :tongue: rofl

Jess642's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:08 AM
Geeeeez Whisper.....that photo has me in tears.... that is so sad...those poor poor people.


I think I'll pass on the bungalow...and the gemini?

Hahahaha, Ill stick to my van..:wink:

laugh

fundog1962's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:15 AM

Pay for it? huh


Go home to mum? she loves you...huh



Be good at loving?




Did I win?

Did I get the right answer?

Where's my new car, and my bungalow at Malibu????????????

:wink: :laughwow amasenig i am a good guy and can get trashed fast.love my mother,and think women are gods gift to men? go figure?:



Jess642's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:19 AM
Ask an unaswerable question that isn't worth the rhetoric that typed it, and you get stooopid answers.

Who knows why you don't get good loving?

Who knows what you have to do?

It could vary from bathe to get a permanent address..... or wait till you get bail, parole,divorced, your million dollar inheritance, your new ferrari...back from your Mars space mission...

it's an unanswerable question, without tangible, concrete information!

Seakolony's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:24 AM
Edited by Seakolony on Tue 03/17/09 05:37 AM
could be any number of things lack of confidence in your appraoach, you are in friend mode, your Harley ran out of gas, you don't like the girls that are interested, your too picky, you had a boogie hangin out your nose, your flatulence, your beard has food in it, maybe you are missing teeth, maybe your a mommas boy, bad breath, or maybe you pee sitting down!! I dunno.............Disclaimer these are all hypothetical answers and in no are to determined as truth!!laugh laugh laugh drinker

Jess642's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:30 AM
. adopt 12 kids

. steal Angelina Jolie off Brad Pitt

. chase Madonna round the gym

. ask Brittany Spears nicely

. ask Paris Hilton clearly

. offer Lindsay Lohan a six pack of beer



try those and let me know how you go....:wink:

lilith401's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:32 AM
I can say that for me, the fastest thing that will turn me off a guy is him talking about what a nice guy he is, how damaged he is by other women, and how they treated him wrong.... plus TMI Syndrome. I had a guy once tell me, in our first phone conversation, about the divorce of his parents, the resulting estrangement from his father, the illness and death of his mother, his financial problems, and the death of his best friend due to his wife poisoning him with anti-freeze. All I could think was, wow.... this guy needs a therapist not a girlfriend!

Now, I am NOT at all trying to say that you exhibit any of those behaviors, but I would say with confidence I'm not alone on these turnoffs. Just food for thought....

lilith401's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:33 AM

. adopt 12 kids

. steal Angelina Jolie off Brad Pitt

. chase Madonna round the gym

. ask Brittany Spears nicely

. ask Paris Hilton clearly

. offer Lindsay Lohan a six pack of beer



try those and let me know how you go....:wink:


Ohhh yes, do number two first so I might have a go round with Brad. Please? We could be Brilith!:banana:

fundog1962's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:36 AM

Ask an unaswerable question that isn't worth the rhetoric that typed it, and you get stooopid answers.

Who knows why you don't get good loving?

Who knows what you have to do?

It could vary from bathe to get a permanent address..... or wait till you get bail, parole,divorced, your million dollar inheritance, your new ferrari...back from your Mars space mission...

it's an unanswerable question, without tangible, concrete information!
I like your response,but at the same time,iam a good man,father and many things.

Seakolony's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:37 AM


. adopt 12 kids

. steal Angelina Jolie off Brad Pitt

. chase Madonna round the gym

. ask Brittany Spears nicely

. ask Paris Hilton clearly

. offer Lindsay Lohan a six pack of beer



try those and let me know how you go....:wink:


Ohhh yes, do number two first so I might have a go round with Brad. Please? We could be Brilith!:banana:

Ewwwwwwwwww, Brad Spitt!!

lilith401's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:40 AM
SK, pppfffftttt!laugh

The Brilith name is Brilliant.... admit it! :banana: :banana: :banana:

no photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:42 AM
LMFAO!U ladies are truly the best.I'm trying desperately to keep my coffee down.Thx!4 the morn.laughter.Godspeed!Cylaugh :banana:

Seakolony's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:44 AM

SK, pppfffftttt!laugh

The Brilith name is Brilliant.... admit it! :banana: :banana: :banana:


I know your brilliant!~! It was the thought of Brad Pitt that made me spit, I swear!!laugh flowerforyou

lilith401's photo
Tue 03/17/09 05:45 AM
SK~ Well, I suppose that just means less competition. I only really want his shoulders. laugh

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