would like to see what you would do with a wasted woody

So last night I'm in Wal-Mart. My cart has some DVD's and some cans of soup and cans of orange juice. The last items I need is some fruit and some stuff to make a salad. I grab some lettuce, tomato's, peppers and some apples. I get to the automatic check out and I scan the lettuce, tomato's, peppers and apples. Then I see baby wipes? Vaseline? Can dog food? Damn I grabbed someone else’s cart. I pay for the fruit and vegetables and push the cart out of my way. I walk back over to where I grabbed the stuff and sure enough there is my shopping cart. I grab it and make my way towards the check out line like nothing had happened. Except there is a young Mexican man and a young Mexican woman standing there with arm loads of vegetables looking everywhere for their missing shopping cart! I was to embarrassed to tell them I was guilty of grand theft cart so I strolled on past. Damn I am stupid sometimes.