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Ok who wants to go to the water slides with me on wednesday???
  Wet n Wild!!! 
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I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway. That sounds fun? That doesn't sound fun to you?  I'll say -- That sounds fun! (no question mark here)  Whoo hooo!
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Ok who wants to go to the water slides with me on wednesday??? Wet n Wild!!! A Tuesday picnic with Tina .... Saturday dinner and dancing with me .... You still need another date on Weds??? *pfft* You cheater! 
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I should probably ad this disclaimer to my dating contract:
**The herein "dater" requires the "datee" to be "not a staid and stoic" personality but one who refuses to grow old.** The fastest way to someone's true personality is though the inner child.  just my take .. to each her/his own
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Ok who wants to go to the water slides with me on wednesday??? Wet n Wild!!! I just bought a new speedo. All I need is to find a store to sell me matching abs, and I'm ready to sliiiiide baby. |
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Ok who wants to go to the water slides with me on wednesday??? Wet n Wild!!! I just bought a new speedo. All I need is to find a store to sell me matching abs, and I'm ready to sliiiiide baby. We call speedo's budgie smugglers here... 
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Ok who wants to go to the water slides with me on wednesday??? Wet n Wild!!! A Tuesday picnic with Tina .... Saturday dinner and dancing with me .... You still need another date on Weds??? *pfft* You cheater! 
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I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway. That sounds fun? To you, apparently not.  To me, FUN! Cap it off with some homemade chicken marsala or spaghetti pie and we're good to rock. Second date: The snotty castle jumpy thingy!  Third date: VEGAS  But i BITE
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Ok who wants to go to the water slides with me on wednesday??? Wet n Wild!!! I just bought a new speedo. All I need is to find a store to sell me matching abs, and I'm ready to sliiiiide baby. We call speedo's budgie smugglers here... In that case, **** Cheney is a "Budgie Head." |
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I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway. That sounds fun? To you, apparently not. To me, FUN! Cap it off with some homemade chicken marsala or spaghetti pie and we're good to rock. Second date: The snotty castle jumpy thingy! Third date: VEGAS But i BITE |
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I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway. That sounds fun? To you, apparently not. To me, FUN! Cap it off with some homemade chicken marsala or spaghetti pie and we're good to rock. Second date: The snotty castle jumpy thingy! Third date: VEGAS But i BITE I like biting. Which part of the anatomy do you find the most delectable? |
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I don't know if I'm a good date....
I rang an ex to ask him, (as well as some other stuff)...I don't think he is reliable as a witness...
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I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway. That sounds fun? To you, apparently not. To me, FUN! Cap it off with some homemade chicken marsala or spaghetti pie and we're good to rock. Second date: The snotty castle jumpy thingy! Third date: VEGAS But i BITE
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I'm a good date because I am Single, and live in Missouri |
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I'm a good date because I am Single, and live in Missouri Is your rod really hot Larry? 
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I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway. That sounds fun? To you, apparently not. To me, FUN! Cap it off with some homemade chicken marsala or spaghetti pie and we're good to rock. Second date: The snotty castle jumpy thingy! Third date: VEGAS But i BITE I like biting. Which part of the anatomy do you find the most delectable? Hmmm,wouldn't you like to know??? 
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Did somebody say Vegas?????
How about we just pretend to have the first and second date!!! 
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I'm a good date because I am Single, and live in Missouri Is your rod really hot Larry? VERY Warm! 
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I thought maybe it was false advertising..
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Did somebody say Vegas????? How about we just pretend to have the first and second date!!! Like I said before .... CB will lure you to the wedding chapel!  
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