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Topic: PINOCCHIO
OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Mon 03/16/09 10:22 PM
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Mon 03/16/09 10:25 PM
lol...

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Mon 03/16/09 10:42 PM


agrant333 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 1762	Mon 03/16/09 11:09 PM
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

jonathanba86 Joined Mon 03/02/09 Posts: 2	Mon 03/16/09 11:33 PM
Everyone wants a Pinocchio, takes time to build one?

Sandcrab Joined Fri 10/24/08 Posts: 1392	Mon 03/16/09 11:40 PM
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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