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Topic: FART NAMES!!!
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sat 03/14/09 07:37 AM Edited by MAKE_ME_GIGGLE on Sat 03/14/09 07:38 AM
Ok... so I had a bunch of my sons friends here other night... and FART NAMES, was the topic of the night.. and truly.. I have never laughed so hard in my life... soooooooooooooooo Im starting a thread... tell me your favorite fart name... Panty Burps

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 03/14/09 07:40 AM
"Cutting The Cheese" "Beefing" "Doing You A Favor"

coz1976 Joined Sun 07/13/08 Posts: 1196	Sat 03/14/09 07:41 AM
barking frog

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sat 03/14/09 07:42 AM
Anal Audio

Amberdee29045 Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 1729	Sat 03/14/09 07:43 AM
revenge of the pinto beans

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sat 03/14/09 07:44 AM
Crack Splitters

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 03/14/09 07:44 AM
"Air Freshener" "SBD" (Silent But Deadly) "Chemical Warfare"

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sat 03/14/09 07:45 AM Edited by MAKE_ME_GIGGLE on Sat 03/14/09 07:46 AM
"Air Freshener" "SBD" (Silent But Deadly) "Chemical Warfare" My dad always would let one rip.. then turn around and say..."did you step on a duck??"

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Sat 03/14/09 07:47 AM
when my oldest kid was about three....he called them "empty turds"

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sat 03/14/09 07:49 AM
when my oldest kid was about three....he called them "empty turds" My niece use to say she "popped a bean"

Amberdee29045 Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 1729	Sat 03/14/09 07:56 AM
my dad sometimes it's the smell after something crawls up your @$$ and dies..... i know, he's weird....

sweetnsassyntall Joined Fri 10/24/08 Posts: 238	Sat 03/14/09 07:57 AM
trouser sneeze gas blasters a$$ blasts beef stew stink bomb sharts These are from my 16 year old son

TheresMyFriend Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 2565	Sat 03/14/09 07:58 AM
Had a friend, just recently to cut one...and turn and said: "another Obama promise"!

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sat 03/14/09 07:58 AM
trouser sneeze gas blasters a$$ blasts beef stew stink bomb sharts These are from my 16 year old son They were all teens here the other night...and I tell you...they had me laughing so hard i was crying

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sat 03/14/09 07:59 AM
Definition of 'Fart' According to the Oxford English Dictionary: Not in polite use; Small explosion between the legs. Ring stinger/Bum Burner. [After a particularly hot curry] Trouser Cough Panty parter Unwanted guest remover

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sat 03/14/09 07:59 AM
Had a friend, just recently to cut one...and turn and said: "another Obama promise"! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am sooooooooooooooooooo gonna remember that one

Amberdee29045 Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 1729	Sat 03/14/09 08:07 AM
100%all-natural, organic nuclear bomb

TheresMyFriend Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 2565	Sat 03/14/09 08:14 AM
Had a friend, just recently to cut one...and turn and said: "another Obama promise"! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am sooooooooooooooooooo gonna remember that one I thought it was pretty funny also!! I laughed throughout the day, each time I thought about it. Probably about the closest we will ever come to "backdoor truth"!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 03/14/09 08:25 PM
Pifter, Holy Roller, & the Oh no you didn't!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sat 03/14/09 08:27 PM
Growing up, we were not allowed to say fart......we had to say "fluffy".