Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up. But then the wife
stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me."

The husband says, "WHAT?" The wife explains
that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that
nothing is going to happen tonight and he might
as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at
a big department store. He walks around and has
her try on three very expensive outfits. She
can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three
of them.

Then they go over and get matching shoes worth
$200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry
Department where she gets a set of diamond
earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her
husband has flipped out -- but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband
says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if
you like it then let's get it."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she
cannot even believe what is going on. She says,
"I am ready to go, let's go to the cash
register."

The husband says, "No, no, no, honey we're not
going to buy all this stuff." The wife's face
goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while." Her face gets really
mad and she is about to explode and the Husband
says, "You must not be in tune with my financial
needs as a Man!"

boy i would had kicked him to high heaven

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!

i only wish i had the guts to pull something like that off lol because you know you would be dead afterward lol

LMAO. Thats amazing...Karma is a ***** :D