A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex
aids shop and asked in a quavering voice,
"Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes
h-here?"

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little
old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh,
yes ma'am. We do."

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands
about 10 inches apart asked "D-do y-you ha-ave
an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"

"Well, yes ma-am, we do. We have several that
size."

Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then
asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them ab-b-bout thi-is
b-big ar-round-d?"

"Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them are about
that big."

"D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"

"Yes ma'am, one of them does."

"Well th-then, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"