The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.



A lady named Alice stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise report. Two months ago, my husband had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."



You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that her poor husband must have experienced.



"He was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and
every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of his scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."


Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on this woman's husband.



"Now," she announced in a quavering voice, "thank the Lord, he
is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should
recover completely."



All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.



A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.



He said, "I'm her husband."



The entire congregation held its breath.



"I just want to tell my wife that the word is Sternum... Alice...STERNUM!"..

LOL!!!!! That sounds like something I would do!!! Lmfao

good one!!!! not often do I end up laughing so hard that Pepsi shoots out my nose.