sorry, but I laughed my ass off at that!

thats ok

My freinds and I all have blackberrys. One of my closest freinds was being silly recently and was taking pictures of his pecker and sending them to me. I kept emailing him and pin him telling him to quit it. He wouldn't. Having satcom I just redirected to his moms email. So he was sending pictures of his wiener directly to his mom. Finally she called him and said "Ya know, I gave birth to you. I know what your penis looks like. You can quit sending me pictures of it anytime now son". He was like "HUH?!!! WHAT"?!!! When he called me and said "WHY YOU SOB"!!!! I replied "Technology is a wonderful thing isn't it"? (his 66 year old mother thought what I did was funny as hell)

You are so cruel!!!!:)

rofl!!!

Want revenge? In 89 I worked in a plastics plant 12 hour swing shifts hard labor. A supervisor on another shift loved mean pranks. He would get guys in trouble for his own amusement. He would take "Discipline reports" and fill them out in boredom and make up sh!t and turn them in just to see how much trouble he could get people into. I became his target for a few weeks. So I'm getting called in to the bosses office and reprimanded for serious offenses that I never did. Smoking in a no smoking area. Sleeping on the job. Public urination. This clown was getting me in a lot of trouble when I busted my ass 12 swings running a machine. When I figured out what was going on- I shawshanked him. First his wife got a letter from a 14 year old girl saying she's pregnant with his child. Then I quit that job and on my resignation notice wrote reason for leaving- that supervisor made repeated homosexual advances towards me. And I also did another thing I can't even admit because of legality and morality and ethical issues. He ruined my job. I ruined his life. We are even as far as I'm concerned. Trust me though- he played his little game on others at work. So I had plenty of unsolicited help in the department of vengeance.

But I'm not a merry prankster. No limburger cheese on your exhaust manifold, dead fish in your heater core, or banana in your tailpipe. Nor did I ever draw "Fag" on anyones forehead that passed out from drinking. No sleeping hand in a bowl of warm water. No "Kick Me" signs. No shaving creamings. No unscrewing the lids on salt shakers at restaurants. No visine in your beer. No exlax brownies. But all have been played on me. Its funny how all those people are dead now. Accidents do happen you know. Falling off a ladder cleaning gutters. Radio fell into the bathtub.accidental Drug overdose. Car accidents. Kitchen fire. Gas leak home explosion. Pushed, uh,um stepped into oncoming traffic. Boy for awhile one would think my whole class was eligible for "Darwin awards" recipients for their careless stupidity. Of course I'm dramatically joking. But it would make for a good written story. Me? I let it go. Laughed with everyone else.

We did build a trebulet (GIANT SLINGSHOT) my senior year in high school shop class. It would fire one bushel of rotten tomatoes over a half mile. Perfect distance to cover everyone in the grandstands of our arch rivals football games with rotten tomatoes for which we were promptly arrested and jailed and our mummies and daddies had to come and get us. Still got an "A" in shop class.

Oh and I almost forgot. One of our own ratted us out- in front of us at the police station. In return for his "acts of samairitanism" upon our release from jail we prompty filled his car to the roof with rotten tomatoes. Well we had to put them somewhere!

Never f*ck with a guy whose nickname is "Mcgyver".

Or "NINJA MASTER"

I made my older sister a cat food sandwich!!

after reading the previous posts, mine seems weak.

in JHS i asked a really undesirable girl if she wanted to go out. when she eagerly asked "really?", i said "NO!" and laughed at her.

i still feel really bad about it.



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Dont be surprized if you get a phone call from Maury and she turns out to be a hottie now!!

i saw her once a year of so after HS and she hadn't gotten any better looking. it's still not nice to pick on/ make fun of people and i know better now. i knew better then, i just wasn't as good of a person as i should've been.


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