> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
>
> A half-gallon of 2% milk
> A carton of eggs
> A quart of orange juice
> A head of romaine lettuce
> A 2 lb. can of coffee
> A 1 lb. package of bacon
>
> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
> out, a drunk
> standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front
> of the
> cashier.
>
> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
> calmly stated,
> "You must be single."
>
> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
> intrigued by the
> derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single
>
> I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
> particularly
> unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the
> drunk to my
>
> marital status.
>
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you
> know what,
> you're
> absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
>
>
>
> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

I know..i don't tell very funny jokes

Differant circumstance, though I did get the same reply -_-...

Though the joke itself is funny!

and you admit it?

Meh, there are some mean perfectionists out there.

heh

HAHA!