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"You can lead a horticulture...but you can't make her think!"
OK, c'mon...rub those two brain cells together & give me some of your best twisted, butchered, or Norm Crosby-esque phrases...I know you can do it! 
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haha Excellent post Phuque
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You can wish in one hand and shyt in the other and see which one fills up first !
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how do you make a hormone?
Throw her out and refuse to pay her! So is the door A Jar??? |
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Why do men pay for sex?
 They pay for her to leave !!
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I have a friend who's famous for this stuff.
My favorite of his was "I wonder if it's as bad as it really is?" (I used that one in my first book.) Recently, he said "Let's not go and put the horse before the cart." One of the guys I play hockey with, when told that there was a fifty-fifty chance a certain event would take place, said, "Well I think it's more like a sixty-eighty chance." |
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An oldie but a goodie:
You can tune a piano...but you can't tuna fish... |
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YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO ,BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH.........
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YOU STOLE MY LINE.........
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Is there an echo in here?
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Fine! Do I have to do everything?
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...than a frontal lobotomy.." And dedicated to Loo: Look at meeeee! |
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"Stupid sperm are better swimmers...just look at Kevin Federline."
anon |
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Don't Panic! |
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A MUSHROOM IS THE ONLY ROOM YOU CANT ENTER.............
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A MUSHROOM IS THE ONLY ROOM YOU CANT ENTER............. Obviously you've never had a psyllicybin shroom, have ya'? 
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A MUSHROOM IS THE ONLY ROOM YOU CANT ENTER............. Obviously you've never had a psyllicybin shroom, have ya'? Break the stem...make sure it turns purple!!!! |
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HAHAHAH thats freakin great. i'm sooo stealing that.
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