| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 29 | |
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        35TOO
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        Tue 03/24/09 06:40 AM
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      BROKE MY OLIVER SUPER 99, WHILE SNIPE HUNTING
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      Was willing to give me the Massey
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      was willing to take it
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      Snipe hunts with dynamite!
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      you're my dynamite
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      Cruises the bars in Michigan trying to find 35TOO
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      turns me around so I can cruise the barns for 35TOO
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      Can't find any women for 35TOO with a tractor fetish
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      Buys her sex toys at John Deere.   | |
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      Helps me pick them out
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      Really digs the diesel pump.   | |
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      Wishes he could help me try out my toys
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      will never have time to try out all of her toys
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      Has to consult the instruction...gives up in frustration....     | |
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      Wants me to go shopping with her to help with her selections
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      cant get enough of me 
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      Secretly wishes he had a vintage tractor to get my attention
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      Put rims on her tractor.   | |
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      Steals womens underwear from clotheslines, and wears it.
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      is looking for her underwear
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