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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 27
s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 03/11/09 01:48 AM
"I know HER!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/11/09 01:49 AM
What was the movie they based that on??? Was it Blackhawk down???

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 03/11/09 01:49 AM
Velveeta: Melty, creamy and cheap!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Wed 03/11/09 01:50 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/11/09 01:51 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! cucka poo poo gaaaaaaaaaagging!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 03/11/09 01:51 AM
good morning Mahan! did you have trouble holding it all night?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/11/09 01:53 AM
dear diary...........KILL ME NOW!!! The last guy on my man counter was a 70 year old man!!!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Wed 03/11/09 01:54 AM
good morning Mahan! did you have trouble holding it all night? Goo'morning one and all... Yes, as a matter of fact, I held it as long as I could!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/11/09 01:57 AM
Keep them guessing.............with oil of old age!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 03/11/09 01:58 AM
I made world news for that. Remember general noriega was hold up in the church and the clergy wouldn't hand him over due to religious sanctuary? The army and marines had the church surrounded for a week? The two generals in charge actually asked the troops if they had any ideas on how to get the pock faced weasel dictator out of there and surrendered into custody. I told them I had metallicas new album 'Ride the lightning' and if we set up a huge concert loudspeaker system and blared it at the church- within 2 days the nuns would be so pissed that they'd throw noriega out the f*cking window to get us to stop playing metallicas new album over and over. And that's exactly what we did and exactly what happened. My metallica cassette single handedly changed world history. And I was on CNN news!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 03/11/09 01:59 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/11/09 02:01 AM
I made world news for that. Remember general noriega was hold up in the church and the clergy wouldn't hand him over due to religious sanctuary? The army and marines had the church surrounded for a week? The two generals in charge actually asked the troops if they had any ideas on how to get the pock faced weasel dictator out of there and surrendered into custody. I told them I had metallicas new album 'Ride the lightning' and if we set up a huge concert loudspeaker system and blared it at the church- within 2 days the nuns would be so pissed that they'd throw noriega out the f*cking window to get us to stop playing metallicas new album over and over. And that's exactly what we did and exactly what happened. My metallica cassette single handedly changed world history. And I was on CNN news! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Do you have the cnn tape of that???

TJN Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 6745	Wed 03/11/09 02:03 AM
throwing rotten fruit is better than howler monkeys in Panama throwing their poo yaaaaaaaaaaaa I am all out of howler monkeys at the moment but Im due to order them and their poop for further throwing of things at people. I have a pic of one of my brothers in the Army with sh!t on him that Howler monkeyes in Panama threw on him. Funytime ...I got pics of me smoking weed with howler monkeys in panama. They said I "Had the best sh!t". You were in Panama? I was there twice for jungle warfare training. What did you do there? ....oh I went down there with my freinds in the big red one/ little white one- worst of the first cavalry us army and dragged a coked out little dictator sleaze named noriega out of the church he was hiding in 1985. I jumped in there in in 89 what a time wow

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Wed 03/11/09 02:03 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/11/09 02:04 AM
I have that pic on my pc!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 03/11/09 02:06 AM
When I was presented an armed forces adcom for quick thinking and preservation of resources and safety of troops I asked general ostovich if he could put on there "Really great taste in music". The heavily decorated nam vet general looked at me and said "Soldier? Don't press your luck"! Ha ha ha ha!!!

TJN Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 6745	Wed 03/11/09 02:07 AM
When I was presented an armed forces adcom for quick thinking and preservation of resources and safety of troops I asked general ostovich if he could put on there "Really great taste in music". The heavily decorated nam vet general looked at me and said "Soldier? Don't press your luck"! Ha ha ha ha!!! I knew I loved you for some reason thank you brother

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 03/11/09 02:08 AM
i can see you saying that...

TJN Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 6745	Wed 03/11/09 02:10 AM
someones has to do it

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 03/11/09 02:10 AM
I made world news for that. Remember general noriega was hold up in the church and the clergy wouldn't hand him over due to religious sanctuary? The army and marines had the church surrounded for a week? The two generals in charge actually asked the troops if they had any ideas on how to get the pock faced weasel dictator out of there and surrendered into custody. I told them I had metallicas new album 'Ride the lightning' and if we set up a huge concert loudspeaker system and blared it at the church- within 2 days the nuns would be so pissed that they'd throw noriega out the f*cking window to get us to stop playing metallicas new album over and over. And that's exactly what we did and exactly what happened. My metallica cassette single handedly changed world history. And I was on CNN news! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Do you have the cnn tape of that??? ...no. But I watched it. And you can look it up. I don't know if my parents saved a copy. I had fun there. I'd go back. The people and the monkeys were fun.