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SHAMWOW! That's right! Its the amazing f*cking shamwow! Mops up 72% of its weight in fluids! Most incredible material of our time! Child vomit? SHAMWOW! Grampas urine? SHAMWOW! Wifes blood due to an accidental contact with a brass lamp during a particularly messy domestic? SHAMWOW!!!
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When you say Budweiser, you've said it all
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Holds my breath, follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, there's no place like home. clicking her ruby slippers together |
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Ooooo Ahhhh, Ooooo Ahhhhh, only at Mattress Giant, Ooo Ahhhhhh
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now this is a story all about how,
my life got twisted upside down, and i'd like to take a minute and just sit right here, and tell you how i became the fresh prince of a town called bel-air... *i know its not an advertisement jingle lol but its very memorable to me* |
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Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
you could surf inside a chocolate tube ride your board across the wave forever get wiped out and never get a bruise.. And if a shark came up and tried to bite you You could say "I'm chocolate. I invite you" Wouldn't it be nice?? 
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Whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez the beef???
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It keeps going and going and going
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When you brush your teeth with pepsodent
you wonder where the yellow went yep, I'm old lol where's the beef |
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Clap on.....clap off......clap on/ clap off, the CLAPPER!
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your fresh breath goes on and on, while you chew it...say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer,
big red |
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advertising jingle? You know like, "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" zoom.. zoom... zoom... mazda.. 
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See Courtesy Rambler in El Cajon,
for the politest car you'll ever own. Filler up, Ding-Ding Filler up, Ding-Ding Filler up with Douglas gasoline. I want you to STOP! Right Now, and listen to me At Bob Post Chrysler Plymouth 350 South Havana ...................... |
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"You deserve a break today. So get up and get away...to McDonald's!"
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