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Topic: Matchmaking Game - part 179
Tazz42's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:10 PM

Celibacy sounds like the surname of a bimbo assistant found on tacky quiz shows. Places tip of finger under chin, and recites boo bop be do.



Are you making fun of Vanna???
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

ThomasJB's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:12 PM
Edited by ThomasJB on Wed 03/11/09 05:12 PM
Lifts robe, "I got your sacrament right here . . ." :wink:

etihn's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:15 PM





:angel: I have legally changed my name to "The Reverend E":angel:

Or Rev. E Train for short

So are you like a priest now? Don't they have to take a vow of celibacy?

:angel: I am I reverend...not a preist...I can still do the dirty:angel:



Show us what's under the robe...Rev E!


Like all self respecting reverends, they adhere to a code of practice. The lifting of gowns are normally conducted in the woods at night, with the aid of dead chickens and Jerusalem candles

Tazz42's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:16 PM






:angel: I have legally changed my name to "The Reverend E":angel:

Or Rev. E Train for short

So are you like a priest now? Don't they have to take a vow of celibacy?

:angel: I am I reverend...not a preist...I can still do the dirty:angel:



Show us what's under the robe...Rev E!


Like all self respecting reverends, they adhere to a code of practice. The lifting of gowns are normally conducted in the woods at night, with the aid of dead chickens and Jerusalem candles



Dead chickens?????? EEEEWWWW!!!!

Tazz42's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:17 PM

Lifts robe, "I got your sacrament right here . . ." :wink:




noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: noway

etihn's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:19 PM







:angel: I have legally changed my name to "The Reverend E":angel:

Or Rev. E Train for short

So are you like a priest now? Don't they have to take a vow of celibacy?

:angel: I am I reverend...not a preist...I can still do the dirty:angel:



Show us what's under the robe...Rev E!


Like all self respecting reverends, they adhere to a code of practice. The lifting of gowns are normally conducted in the woods at night, with the aid of dead chickens and Jerusalem candles



Dead chickens?????? EEEEWWWW!!!!


Yep dead chickens, because one cannot have a good debouched ceremony without a good plucking shades

etihn's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:30 PM
Just out of idle curiosity but must we give a blood test for this matchmaking game? I only ask, because I heard Homeland Security (sounds like a Paul Simon’s album)is taking blood samples of the State’s population, and screening them for the terrorist gene. Far be it for me to suggest paranoia!!

Tazz42's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:31 PM








:angel: I have legally changed my name to "The Reverend E":angel:

Or Rev. E Train for short

So are you like a priest now? Don't they have to take a vow of celibacy?

:angel: I am I reverend...not a preist...I can still do the dirty:angel:



Show us what's under the robe...Rev E!


Like all self respecting reverends, they adhere to a code of practice. The lifting of gowns are normally conducted in the woods at night, with the aid of dead chickens and Jerusalem candles



Dead chickens?????? EEEEWWWW!!!!


Yep dead chickens, because one cannot have a good debouched ceremony without a good plucking shades



HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Etrain....Rev E....he said Plucking!!!!!!!
Is that allowed in a ministry??????
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

etihn's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:34 PM









:angel: I have legally changed my name to "The Reverend E":angel:

Or Rev. E Train for short

So are you like a priest now? Don't they have to take a vow of celibacy?

:angel: I am I reverend...not a preist...I can still do the dirty:angel:



Show us what's under the robe...Rev E!


Like all self respecting reverends, they adhere to a code of practice. The lifting of gowns are normally conducted in the woods at night, with the aid of dead chickens and Jerusalem candles



Dead chickens?????? EEEEWWWW!!!!


Yep dead chickens, because one cannot have a good debouched ceremony without a good plucking shades



HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Etrain....Rev E....he said Plucking!!!!!!!
Is that allowed in a ministry??????
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yep the makings of a plucking good ministry :angel:

etihn's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:36 PM
Epilog: Good night all you pluckers & have fun flowerforyou

Tazz42's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:40 PM

Just out of idle curiosity but must we give a blood test for this matchmaking game? I only ask, because I heard Homeland Security (sounds like a Paul Simon’s album)is taking blood samples of the State’s population, and screening them for the terrorist gene. Far be it for me to suggest paranoia!!



Now, hang on a blue blooded second! Who the h*ll has discovered a terrorist gene???? And which state are you talking about?
That won't go over well here in Oregon! Too many Liberals and fancy human rights activists here!

ThomasJB's photo
Wed 03/11/09 05:44 PM

Just out of idle curiosity but must we give a blood test for this matchmaking game? I only ask, because I heard Homeland Security (sounds like a Paul Simon’s album)is taking blood samples of the State’s population, and screening them for the terrorist gene. Far be it for me to suggest paranoia!!

Maybe they should test for the draconian gene also.


Etrain's photo
Wed 03/11/09 07:45 PM
:angel: My tongue is the pen of a ready writer...so sayeth the Train:angel:

beachbum069's photo
Thu 03/12/09 04:13 AM
Good Morning everyone. The coffee IV is dripping for all takers.drinker

txmomof2's photo
Thu 03/12/09 06:49 AM
waving

74Drew's photo
Thu 03/12/09 06:59 AM
'sup?



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txmomof2's photo
Thu 03/12/09 07:00 AM
not much here..you?

74Drew's photo
Thu 03/12/09 07:02 AM
Edited by 74Drew on Thu 03/12/09 07:09 AM
still ducking the axe at work but i think tomorrow may be the day it falls. i should find out soon how long i have left.
other than that i'm good. still single but good.


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SharpShooter10's photo
Thu 03/12/09 07:10 AM
beachbumdrinker

{{txmom}}flowerforyou

74drewdrinker

txmomof2's photo
Thu 03/12/09 07:11 AM

still ducking the axe at work but i think tomorrow may be the day it falls. i should find out soon how long i have left.
other than that i'm good. still single but good.


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well at least you're keeping your head up.......and don't worry we're all still single

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