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Topic: What are you looking for thread...
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Sat 03/07/09 07:10 PM


I'm trying to find someone who will do my laundry.

And I'm trying to sell some books.

And I'd like to meet someone compatible but I think the laundry deal is a lot more likely....




Sounds quite complicatedflowerforyou


Actually, it is.

Imagine a guy, dressed up in a clown suit and a blindfold. He's standing on a ledge outside a window on the 79th floor of a building.

There's a helicopter hovering twenty-seven feet away from him, and someone in the helicopter is throwing cantaloupe at the guy in the clown suit, but the clown can't see it because he's wearing a blindfold. All he knows is he's being hit by something round and heavy and painful and vaguely fruitlike.

In the room behind the clown, there are seven crocodiles (each wearing a different colored hat, but the guy in the clown suit can't see that) waiting for him to fall back into the room so they can eat him, or maybe play Yahtzee with him, although this is not normally the sort of thing that crocodiles do.

To make matters worse, the building itself is on a fault line, and some strange alien creature from Neptune is trying to activate a "tectonic accelerator" to make the tectonic plate under the building shift.

None of this has anything to do with anything, but I think it would make a great reality show on Fox.



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Sat 03/07/09 07:12 PM
Edited by 74Drew on Sat 03/07/09 07:12 PM
i am not looking for anything because there is nothing to be found.


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Sat 03/07/09 07:16 PM

i am not looking for anything because there is nothing to be found.


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Oh Drew, you are so negative. Why not join into the fun ot the threads? Really the smiles are wonderful!

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Sat 03/07/09 07:22 PM
I am here to find someone, but the laughs have been more fun.

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Sat 03/07/09 07:23 PM


i am not looking for anything because there is nothing to be found.


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Oh Drew, you are so negative. Why not join into the fun ot the threads? Really the smiles are wonderful!


i get in on the threads. i've just stopped looking for anything. all of the women are either too young, too old, too far away, too heavy, or too good(in their minds) for me. which means there is nothing for me to find. but i can voice my opinion with little retaliation.


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Sat 03/07/09 07:26 PM



i am not looking for anything because there is nothing to be found.


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Oh Drew, you are so negative. Why not join into the fun ot the threads? Really the smiles are wonderful!


i get in on the threads. i've just stopped looking for anything. all of the women are either too young, too old, too far away, too heavy, or too good(in their minds) for me. which means there is nothing for me to find. but i can voice my opinion with little retaliation.

or too sweet.........flowerforyou


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Sat 03/07/09 07:28 PM

or too sweet.........flowerforyou


there is that posibility.



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Sat 03/07/09 07:32 PM



i am not looking for anything because there is nothing to be found.


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Oh Drew, you are so negative. Why not join into the fun ot the threads? Really the smiles are wonderful!


i get in on the threads. i've just stopped looking for anything. all of the women are either too young, too old, too far away, too heavy, or too good(in their minds) for me. which means there is nothing for me to find. but i can voice my opinion with little retaliation.


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Drew, I can totally identify with this -- well, except for the "too young" part -- but I'm not looking anymore, either. Comes a time when you have to accept the reality that certain things are simply not going to be found in certain places; it's nobody's fault, it's just a simple fact.

But I have found that this is a great place to be, for many other reasons....

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Sat 03/07/09 07:32 PM
i'm looking for the answer for why did Simon and Garfunkel have a song called "The Sound of Silence"but yet you can hear it?huh

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Sat 03/07/09 07:35 PM
Mutual Match keeps me coming back:wink:

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Sat 03/07/09 07:36 PM
Edited by 74Drew on Sat 03/07/09 07:38 PM

i'm looking for the answer for why did Simon and Garfunkel have a song called "The Sound of Silence"but yet you can hear it?huh


the song is about the sound of silence.


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Sat 03/07/09 07:38 PM


Drew, I can totally identify with this -- well, except for the "too young" part -- but I'm not looking anymore, either. Comes a time when you have to accept the reality that certain things are simply not going to be found in certain places; it's nobody's fault, it's just a simple fact.

But I have found that this is a great place to be, for many other reasons....

i don't know about the many, but i can say a few.



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