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Topic: alien questions............???????????
catwoman96's photo
Wed 03/04/09 10:45 PM
what do aliens eat?

what color is alien blood?

do aliens have a penis/vagina like us humans??

are aliens hairless?

do aliens speak english as their primary language?

do aliens have go go gadget arms??

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Wed 03/04/09 10:47 PM
hmmm, we'll know soon enoughdrinker drinker flowerforyou

catwoman96's photo
Wed 03/04/09 10:47 PM

hmmm, we'll know soon enoughdrinker drinker flowerforyou
i need to know nowtears tears tears

Winx's photo
Wed 03/04/09 10:49 PM

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Wed 03/04/09 10:52 PM
lol winx

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Wed 03/04/09 10:53 PM
winx, where's that post from before, where i explained the lightyears....do you remember? also, mirror knows the site that explains the different types

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Wed 03/04/09 10:56 PM

winx, where's that post from before, where i explained the lightyears....do you remember? also, mirror knows the site that explains the different types


I don't remember, Owl.ohwell I don't know if Mirror is around either. Maybe check through your posts?

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Wed 03/04/09 11:13 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Wed 03/04/09 11:17 PM

Q. what do aliens eat?

A. They visit Earth for a special treat we call "Used Cigarette Filters". When they eliminate their bowels, the excrement is what we call "Dust Bunnies". (They normally use the area under your bed as a toilet, but do get under dressers, etc.)


Q. what color is alien blood?

A. Brown; from the tars and nicotine absorbed from their favorite snack... Used Cigarette Filters.


Q. do aliens have a penis/vagina like us humans??

A. Yes... They are Hermorphaditic... They have both. (Although the look human, theirs are tiny, like a mouse.)


Q. are aliens hairless?

A. Slick as a peeled onion, except for the armpits... They wear their armpit hair in a variety of styles, mostly plaited.


Q. do aliens speak english as their primary language?

A. No... They speak through their belly-buttons... Sounds like a Bull-Frog: Far-umph... Far-umph... Far-umph... Far-umph... Far-umph...


Q. do aliens have go go gadget arms??

A. Yes... In their Mature Stage.


I hope my answers have served to enlighten you on "Alien Biology", although this is not the only variety...:wink: flowerforyou




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Wed 03/04/09 11:16 PM


Q. what do aliens eat?

A. They visit Earth for a special treat we call "Used Cigarette Filters". When they eliminate their bowels, the excrement is what we call "Dust Bunnies". (They normally use the area under your bed as a toilet, but do get under dressers, etc.)


Q. what color is alien blood?

A. Brown; from the tars and nicotine absorbed from their favorite snack... Used Cigarette Filters.


Q. do aliens have a penis/vagina like us humans??

A. Yes... They are Hermorphaditic... They have both. (Although the look human, theirs are tiny, like a mouse.)


Q. are aliens hairless?

A. Slick as a peeled onion, except for the armpits... They wear their armpit hair in a variety of styles, mostly plaited.


Q. do aliens speak english as their primary language?

A. No... They speak through their belly-buttons... Sounds like a Bull-Frog: Far-umph... Far-umph... Far-umph... Far-umph... Far-umph...


Q. do aliens have go go gadget arms??

A. Yes... In their Mature Stage.


I hope my answers have served to enlighten you on "Alien Biology"...:wink: flowerforyou




laugh your answer to the language question is priceless. i cant stop laughing.....and im very seriousrofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 03/04/09 11:19 PM
Edited by CircuitRider on Wed 03/04/09 11:21 PM

laugh your answer to the language question is priceless. i cant stop laughing.....and im very seriousrofl rofl rofl rofl rofl




:banana: tears

:laughing: rofl :laughing: flowers



I just COULDN'T RESIST... bigsmile :banana:

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Wed 03/04/09 11:42 PM
CircuitRiderdrinker drinker

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Thu 03/05/09 12:03 AM

CircuitRiderdrinker drinker



{{{Winx}}}flowerforyou

drinker blushing

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Thu 03/05/09 12:05 AM


CircuitRiderdrinker drinker



{{{Winx}}}flowerforyou

drinker blushing


(((CircuitRider))) That was great.happy flowers

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Thu 03/05/09 05:10 AM
Draconian 2500 years old

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Thu 03/05/09 05:14 AM

Draconian 2500 years old

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There you go with the Draconian theory again...

I don't believe it. There are green aliens and mean grey ones.



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Thu 03/05/09 05:43 AM
Draconians Aka: reptoids, Reptiloids, Reptons, Homo-saurus, Lizard-men, Large Nosed Greys, Agharians, Tarzissians, Dracos, Nagas


The case of Dracos






Origin

They play a significant role in the legends of India and Tibet where they are considered by some to be demoniacal residents of a subterranean realm. The reptiloids on Earth would live Big Caves Underground. Allegedly descended from a branch of bipedal sauroids, Stenonychosaurus, which existed thousands of years ago on earth . The cranial capacity of Stenonychosaurus was nearly twice the size of that of human beings, indicating a large brain and possibly advanced though not necessarily benevolent intellect.



Home System

Alpha Draconis, Epsilon Bootes, Rigel, Orion, Bellatrix Orion, Polaris, Nemesis,the Altair stellar system in the constellation Aquila

Description

Although the reptilian being species are divided into sevearl types, there are physical features that are shared by almost all. These physical descriptions are compiled from a large database on reptilian-human contacts. In some cases, the experiencer may recall only one physical characteristic of the nonhuman entity that was encountered. On the other hand, other people have vivid memories of their encounter and are able to provide detailed reports of the reptilian beings anatomy. The information about these creatures varies from source to source.

They are described as being from five and a half to nine feet in height and up to 200 Kilos in weight. They have scaled crocodilian skin that is usually greenish-brown in color. Some also have coffee colored scales that have dark green colored rims. The scales (or scutes) on their backs, thighs and upper arms are large. Their hands, abdomen and face, are covered with smaller scales, allowing more flexibility.

Reptilian beings are both tailed and tailless. Some species still reportedly retain a visible 'tail' although much atrophied from their supposedly extinct' saurian ancestors. The tails are differentiated in size and are held off the ground. Their posterior can be like either that of a human, with a vertical slit shielding an excretory orifice or it can be a rounded muscular area extending from the base of the spine to the upper thigh region.

They have lean, firm bodies with powerful arms and legs. They have long arms with three fairly long fingers and an opposable thumb. Their feet have three toes and one recessed fourth toe that is toward the back side of their ankle. The claws of their hands and feet are short and blunt. They do not have teats on their upper torso and they do not have a navel.

Their heads are slightly conical in shape and have two bony ridges riding from their brow, across their back sloping skull, toward the back of their head. Throughout history, these bony ridges have been misidentified as horns. There appears to be no bridge between their eyes. The nasal openings are at the end of a small, flattened nose and are described as two small slits that slant upwards in a V formation. Some experiencers have reported seeing small openings on the sides of their heads, but have noted that there is no fleshy part extending from this area. They have wide lipless mouths which contain differentiated types of teeth, including canines (fangs.) They have either large black eyes with vertical slit pupils or eyes that white with flame colored vertical slit pupils. Reptilian beings have no body or facial hair. Occasionally, experiencers will have observed reptilian beings with thin, fleshy spines under their chins. From a distance, this physical feature is often misidentified as hair. Their genitalia are concealed within a vertical slit located at the base of the torso. In the case of women who claim to have experienced sexual encounters with reptoids, the male reptilian beings are described as having a well endowed penis that is lacking a soft sacked scrotum. Where the scrotum sack is located on a human, the reptilian male, apparently, has a firm, muscular bulge leading from the base of the penis to the underside of the torso.



Biology

Cold-blooded like all reptiles, the Reptiloid is found to flourish in a warm, tropical clime. With imperfect respiration providing just enough oxygen to supply tissues and maintain the processing of food and combustion, their temperature can be raised only a few degrees above the ambient. The reproductive system is ovouniparous, with eggs hatching in the oviduct prior to birth. The underdeveloped Reptiloid cerebellus results in a slowness and simpler city of movement. The Reptiloid eye is composed of thousands of microscopic facets, each facet with its own independent protective lid. The eye is almost never closed entirely during waking hours; rather, sections of the organ are shut down in conjunction with the dominant light source.



Powers

Huge strengh, molecular shape-shifting and/or laser holograms to produce an outward "human" appearance; telepathy; invisibility



Attitude

These are highly advanced entities but viewed as being of a negative, hostile or dangerous disposition since they regard humans as a totally inferior race. Supposedly they consider Earth their ancient outpost and want to have complete control over it because their planet is becoming unable to adequately support life. The Greys are supposedly subservient to the Reptilians. According to Lear and others the government may have established a 'treaty' with this race, who consider it as a means to buy time while they methodically establish certain controls upon the human race, with the ultimate goal of an absolute domination.


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Thu 03/05/09 06:14 AM
all these are theories thus far.

we need to make contact with the aliens to truly know

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Thu 03/05/09 06:17 AM

all these are theories thus far.

we need to make contact with the aliens to truly know


Ahem... come here... closer... OK, now you didn't hear this from me, but a certain person who's already posted on this thread and whos initials are M.M. (but it's not me) is actually an alien.


MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 03/05/09 09:33 AM

all these are theories thus far.

we need to make contact with the aliens to truly know
bigsmile Some of us have already made contact Brookeflowerforyou

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 03/05/09 09:34 AM


all these are theories thus far.

we need to make contact with the aliens to truly know


Ahem... come here... closer... OK, now you didn't hear this from me, but a certain person who's already posted on this thread and whos initials are M.M. (but it's not me) is actually an alien.




drinker Im pretty sure Im human unless my memories were erased or something like that:tongue:

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