Molly Brown was on board the Titanic when it tragically sunk in 1912. Although she knew the ship was taking on water, she shouted to a panic-stricken fellow passenger." There's no danger. It simply can't go down, because I'm on it and I'm unsinkable". Her bantering words, which rang out with the determination never to be defeated and never to give in to despair are said to have given courage to her fellow passengers. Those who stand up at a crucial momemt demonstrate genuine greatness.

Have a winning day friends

Anne Frank - Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.

First, go forth with a fifth, on March fourth, without second thoughts for the third warning from your sixth sense.

If I had a million dollars.......


Id buy you a green dress but not a real green dress

Thats cruel!!


The Bare Naked Ladies

Thats cruel.

Goodbye square root day you were perfect.

Now counting the days until July 8, 2009

If moses supposes his toeses were roses

did moses supposes erroneously???


The Pass out game......by Hasbro!!

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
-- Dave Allen

She shells she shells on the she shore!!!

Make crime pay - become a lawyer.
-- Will Rogers

Choosey moms choose Jif........


Slutty moms choose Jeff!!!

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
-- Benny Hill

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

Wild wild horses

couldnt drag me away.........



The Rolling Stones!!!

[on UK movie rating system]
It's simple. PG means the hero gets the girl. 15 means that the villain gets the girl and 18 means everybody gets the girl.
-- Michael Douglas

When you think you've come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

90% of life is showing up.-Woody Allen

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston Churchill

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.