1. I have been in two, near fatal crashes.

2. Almost every bone in my body, has been broken at least once.

3. I have been pronounced three times, twice due to injuries, and once from the reaction to morphine.

4. I am the king of procastination. Nobody does this better than me. Refer to #3 above...i figured i could put it off...

5. I have only been married once, but have had many failed relationships...see #4 above.

6. I am a homebody, and it takes an act of Congress or God, or both to get me to go out.

7. I haven't had a date in over a year, and i don't care...see #6 above.

8. I love beer, but i also like wine, margaritas, and champagne, although not all at the same time...

9. I used to smoke weed, and unlike Clinton, i did inhale. I gave it up some time ago...just not worth the trouble.

10. I am a night owl, i'm very childlike in that sense. I hate to go to bed, and i hate getting up early.

lol, i plead the fifth from here on out....

As long as I have an internet connection, I can do my job from anywhere. I don't have to go into the office.

I really am a mailman and I didnt stay at a holiday Inn last night

Sign me up, singmesweet!

I actually miss working in an office with people!

1. I was a total pot head into my early 20's then I stopped completely.
2. After I graduated H.S I joined the Navy.
3. I did not see the world until after I got out of the Navy.
4. I didn't get my B.A. until I was 40.
5. I do everything left-handed except golf.
6. I am the current Mingle2 record holder for lowest post to date ratio 23,000 plus to one (although I've met friends for lunch a couple of times)
7. I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve which is why you all see this cynical shell.
8. I drink alcohol maybe two or three times a year.
9. I believe reality TV is designed to turn our brains into goo.
10. I'm opinionated (wait you already knew that)

I don't have a degree in anything, but being "Mom"
I'm the only girl, in a family with 5 brothers..
Which is probably good training for raising children on my own.
2 Brothers have passed, along with parents.

I have never had a book published...Sheez,,,I don't have time to wright...Although, in relaying my life to some people, they tell me I should..

Blue is my favorite color..Red next.
Work 2 jobs...full-time, and part-time, for about a year..

Operator(FT)-Pharmacy Tech.(PT)

I don't give junk, and I don't take it.

Im honest.
Hard working.
Don't have time to play instruments..althoug I did try guitar when young, then life got too busy...

I hope to live to retire, from 1st job in 2 years.
(Wow, thats kinda scary for me)...I'll have the cleanest "fricking" house in the neighborhood..

And you guys, and gals, are funny, and interesting...

1.favorite thing to do is drive with the sunroof open at night so i can see the stars

2.being vice president of a national showcar team is hella tough work.

3.in the last few yrs i have met,hung out and befriended more models then i care to count.

4.decided models are people to.

5.I am to charitable

6.there should be an 1800 for people who buy as many movies as i do.

7.i got 2 tattoos and more on the way

8.I can actually step up to the plate and get the job done.

9.if it wasn't for the gym i would of gone insane.

10.golf is alot harder then adam sandler made it look but i love it.

11.i very lucky to have such great friends and team mates

I am the oldest of 6 children...
I have three kids of my own 24,20,18...
I'm great at handling emergencies (worked in and ER too)...
I hate my food touching on the same plate...
i get drunk on a few of sips of champagne...
I am a huge 3 stooges fan...
I am trying to write a suspense novel...
I love playing with little kids-and can get almost any
baby to stop crying...
I hate MATH!
I went to Catholic school and still waiting for my medal ...
I like to buy little presents for people...
I love to read when I get the chance, and I love Stephen King!

1) Died twice and brought back twice (both from alcohol)
2) I'm diabetic
3) I'll be sober 17 yrs on April 1 (by the Grace of God only)
4) I'm a writer (poetry) and I've written 2 children's books
5) I'm a Giver
6) I have a very high tolerance for physical pain
7) Sometimes I'm afraid of the dark
8) When I'm tired I hum Camp Town Races (DoDa DoDa)
9) I'm shy but funny
10) I'm a very loyal friend
11) Yellow is my favorite color; then lavender and purple
12) I'm not a follower; march to my own drum
13) Good in an emergency
14) I was once married to a Hell's Angel

Hmm... I got cut off earlier to go look at a possible place to live. woohoo! So I'll finish what I started...





I've lived in 44 houses in 36 years in too many states.

I've swam with wild dolphins several times when I lived in Florida and loved it!

Until my divorce last year, I had a photography biz.

I've driven (and sometimes competed) in rock crawling/racing in jeeps and off road buggies for years.

I was a Daddy's girl growing up.

I've been a child care provider, sold ladies undies & hosier, retail store manager for jewelry & music boxes, sold cars (for 2 days... it sucked), sell wickless candles, a hand model for jewelry, a library page, car hop at Sonic, receptionist, factory worker, proof reader, life guard, payroll manager, accounts payable manager, accounts receivable manager, collections, secretary, live in care giver, and now a deputy county clerk.

My Mom is still my best friend & favorite person in the world, even if we do better living with a little distance apart.

I'm my Mom's only child, my Dad's youngest, and the oldest of 9 grand kids. Yes, I'm spoiled rotten and am willing to admit it!

those are some some pretty good things to know about you kojak, and you are not shy either

I have been very few places..NY, visiting. To Fl,on way to Bahamas. Did cruise to Bahamas...That was nice...Vac in Fl...

Flew to CA. stayed for a wk...that was different...I swear, those people on the beach, lived in the 70's,,,,I struck me as odd...that they seemed to act like a live "Dobie Gillis"...anyone remember him??

Moved more than I care to count...

hmmmmm

I just bought a brand new car

1. My daughter tells me I'm too immature sometimes. She's a teenager.

2. I am 34 and have never been to a play, opera, comedy show, or any other live performance besides a few rock concerts. Yet.

3. I have never been married. Yet.

4. I am beginning to wonder if I'll ever make it out of my parents' house again.

5. I often wonder if I was destined to be alone to pay for something I did in the past.

6. I love cheese.

7. I've written over 250 poems in my life, but published very few.

8. I've come to love some of you like family.

I am an individualist, I like to be different, which makes me a leader in the classifications of leader or follower.

I am an animal lover, well nature in general

I have always fought for the underdog, which, I believe, has taken me through 5 failed relationships

I am a grandmother of two girls, mother of three

I am a soberist, I believe life can only truly be enjoyed sober and coherent, not that I do not indulge a couple of times a year with a beer or drink but only one or two max

I have been published three times in my life, one of which I was paid for

I believe that when I have problems in life I have to look at myself first for the solution, after working on myself, I then work on my environment to make things better

I believe every life matters in one way or another

I have read up on almost all serial killers

I used to be a pretty good horsewoman, they are still one of my favorite animals

I have worked mostly in the government in my life

I am currently not working full time due to a diagnosis of MS in 2001, it has made me a better person and I am thankful for the experience

I have very few regrets in life, each experience has value whether it be classified as positive or negative. All were needed learning experiences for me

I like pina coladas


and getting caught in the rain!!!

my feet smell like bologna.....

I've smelled gypsys feet. And they do smell like bologna. I even licked them to make sure they were not bologna.