...you're going to give someone the finger?

well its my day 3 at work with the vultures so Im thinking the odds are pretty good along with 6783823 swear words under my breath!!

I already did. The people around here can't drive worth a crap!

Where's the roll of toilet paper?

Toilet paper is EVERYWHERE!!!

I'll give the middle plus the index...


Get it?

Peace.


Spread the love people

My middle finger has been twitching all morning....

Already have. it is just something we do here for some reason.

Yeah its already 1:30pm here and I did it around 10:00AM in traffic.

So, would you describe it as a cultural greeting?

Don't need a reason. Tis the insult season. Better than the word. Flip them the bird. Its got a colorful past. 10 centuries oh wow ahgast! Don't hold back or linger. Just give them the finger. Like those archers of long past who the king ordered their archers fingers cast. Cut off their middle digit and leave them defenseless idjits. The coup upon the monarchy successed and all the archers addressed. As they ceremonily passed the laughter soon amassed. The archers gave their one finger salute to the overpompous galoot. To this day a defiant gesture and one that lives up to measure. A sign we have evolved for when you think of it. For if not the finger we'd still be monkeys throwing sh!t!

I know, I know. I'm f*cking awesome. Took a minute to put it to rhyme with reason. But I did good.

An outstanding tribute to the single digit salute!

Uh huh, that's right. I'm bad. Whose bad? I'm bad.

without a doubt.........I WILL!!!!

I love the history channel. The story of the finger lineage cracked me up.

I already gave someone 3 fingers. However, it wasn't a term of endearment but rather to describe the cartesian coordinate system.

a gentleman doesn't "give the finger" be seeing you

What??

Only one??

Your no fun.