Topic: Hey, it's my birthday.... | |
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Anybody want date me?? I like to be controlled, beaten, and talked down to?? Anybody wanna fuk me??
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....in a few more months! It's on a Tuesday! Just thought somebody might care! Why do all men make posts about false birthdays? |
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I'm free but you gotta pay for the kids
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I'm going to start thirty threads today.
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and i will post in everyone 20 times
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You must quote the longest string of quotes and then only post a flower or a happy face..... forcing all readers to scroll until they get carpal tunnel though!!!!!
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I want to post all that smiley's at one time
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You must quote the longest string of quotes and then only post a flower or a happy face..... forcing all readers to scroll until they get carpal tunnel though!!!!! We should post a prayer thread for all the people with carpal tunnel.... |
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And fill it with emoticons!
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Yipee! YAY! Yahoo! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAW!
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What are you all having for lunch? I need details.... How often do you use the bathroom in a day? What is your biggest fear? Chicken, 72 (haven't you ever heard of the "rule of 72"?) Angry Ground Hogs. |
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then I want to tell you twenty times that you are hot
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then I want to tell you twenty times that you are hot But only because you posted that no one ever tells you that you are hot! War~~ Tell us all about the 72 rule.... PLEASE!!!! |
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then I want to tell you twenty times that you are hot But only because you posted that no one ever tells you that you are hot! War~~ Tell us all about the 72 rule.... PLEASE!!!! Hmmm.... well, when applied from finances to the bathroom, it's the amount of visits it takes to totally rid yourself of any consumed McDonalds... Now, Whats up with the 20 times of hot and I think you should answer your own question, just for the reference. |
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But she must really be hot because she is wearing a summer top!
Happy Birthday whenever it is! Did I mention I've kissed a lot of frogs? I want a pony and a winning lottery ticket before my birthday too! Did I forget to mention...I think Josh Holloway on "Lost" is hot? |
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No idea what is for lunch.... I haven't seen the menu yet...
I drink my coffee with cream and Splenda! |
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Cream and splenda. If I'm sitting back having a conversation, I take it with cream and sugar, if I'm at work, black.
Time to check the menu, dontcha think? |
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Cream and splenda. If I'm sitting back having a conversation, I take it with cream and sugar, if I'm at work, black. Time to check the menu, dontcha think? Was there any music? What kind? |
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Nahhh.... It's two flights down and I like the surprise.
I want to know who is having what bodily functions. And why... |
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Cream and splenda. If I'm sitting back having a conversation, I take it with cream and sugar, if I'm at work, black. Time to check the menu, dontcha think? Was there any music? What kind? Sure, Always a soundtrack, sir mixalots 'I like Big Butts' and something by Weird Al. |
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