Topic: words only women use!!! | |
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1. FINE: THIS IS THE WORD WOMEN USE TO END AN ARGUMENTWHEN THEY ARE
RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT UP 2. FIVE MINUTES: IF SHE IS GETTING DRESSED , THIS MEANS HALF AN HOUR. FIVE MINUTES IS ONLY FIVE MINUTES IF YOU HAVE JUST BEEN GIVEN FIVE MINUTES MORE TO WATCH THE GAME BEFORE HELPING AROUND THE HOUSE. 3. NOTHING: THIS IS THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM...THIS MEANS SOMETHING, AND YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR TOES...ARGUMENTS THAT BEGIN WITH NOTHING USUALLY END IN FINE. 4. GO AHEAD: THIS IS A DARE...NOT PERMISSION. DONT DO IT! 5. LOUD SIGH: THIS IS ACTUALLY A WORD...BUT IS A NON VERBAL STATEMENT OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY MEN. A LOUD SIGN MEANS SHE THINKS YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND WONDERS WHY SHE IS WASTING HER TIME STANDING HERE AND ARGUING WITH YOU ABOUT NOTHING(REFER BACK TO #3 FOR THE MEANING OF NOTHING....HAHA) 6. THATS OK: THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS STATEMENTS A WOMAN CAN MAKE TO A MAN...THATS OK MEANS SHE WANTS TO THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE DECIDING HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKE!!! 7 THANKS: A WOMAN IS THANKING YOU...DO NOT QUESTION OR FAINT. JUST SAY YOUR WELCOME!! 8. WHATEVER: IS A WOMAN'S WAY OF SAYING SCREW YOU!!!! 9. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT!!: ANOTHER DANGEROUS STATEMENT, MEANING THIS IS SOMETHING THAT A WOMAN HAS TOLD A MAN TO DOSEVERAL TIMES, BUT IS NOW DOING IT HERSELF. THIS WILL LATER RESULT IN A MAN SAYING "WHATS WRONG", FOR THE WOMANS RESPONSE REFER TO #3. |
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I don't know any of this....I don't have a women ... I mean a
woman. |
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O K
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Fine. In five minutes while you do nothing I will go ahead and
(sigh)—oh, that’s OK-I mean thanks or whatever-just don’t worry about it! |
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Really STYX, I don't
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tonya
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A FRIEND GAVE THIS TO ME AND I HAD TO POST IT....HEHEHEHE
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Classic, could not be any more true.
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i thought
OK FINE meant = HEAD FOR THE HILLS...all hell is about to break lose hugs silly party on... |
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Bite me be ready or stay home!!!!!
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