1. FINE: THIS IS THE WORD WOMEN USE TO END AN ARGUMENTWHEN THEY ARE
RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT UP
2. FIVE MINUTES: IF SHE IS GETTING DRESSED , THIS MEANS HALF AN HOUR.
FIVE MINUTES IS ONLY FIVE MINUTES IF YOU HAVE JUST BEEN GIVEN FIVE
MINUTES MORE TO WATCH THE GAME BEFORE HELPING AROUND THE HOUSE.
3. NOTHING: THIS IS THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM...THIS MEANS SOMETHING,
AND YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR TOES...ARGUMENTS THAT BEGIN WITH NOTHING
USUALLY END IN FINE.
4. GO AHEAD: THIS IS A DARE...NOT PERMISSION. DONT DO IT!
5. LOUD SIGH: THIS IS ACTUALLY A WORD...BUT IS A NON VERBAL STATEMENT
OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY MEN. A LOUD SIGN MEANS SHE THINKS YOU ARE AN
IDIOT AND WONDERS WHY SHE IS WASTING HER TIME STANDING HERE AND ARGUING
WITH YOU ABOUT NOTHING(REFER BACK TO #3 FOR THE MEANING OF
NOTHING....HAHA)
6. THATS OK: THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS STATEMENTS A WOMAN CAN
MAKE TO A MAN...THATS OK MEANS SHE WANTS TO THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE
DECIDING HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKE!!!
7 THANKS: A WOMAN IS THANKING YOU...DO NOT QUESTION OR FAINT. JUST SAY
YOUR WELCOME!!
8. WHATEVER: IS A WOMAN'S WAY OF SAYING SCREW YOU!!!!
9. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT!!: ANOTHER DANGEROUS STATEMENT, MEANING
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT A WOMAN HAS TOLD A MAN TO DOSEVERAL TIMES, BUT IS
NOW DOING IT HERSELF. THIS WILL LATER RESULT IN A MAN SAYING "WHATS
WRONG", FOR THE WOMANS RESPONSE REFER TO #3.

I don't know any of this....I don't have a women ... I mean a
woman.

O K

Fine. In five minutes while you do nothing I will go ahead and
(sigh)—oh, that’s OK-I mean thanks or whatever-just don’t worry about
it!

Really STYX, I don't

tonya

A FRIEND GAVE THIS TO ME AND I HAD TO POST IT....HEHEHEHE

Classic, could not be any more true.

i thought

OK FINE meant = HEAD FOR THE HILLS...all hell is about to break lose



hugs silly




party on...

Bite me be ready or stay home!!!!!