Do you speed in your car? Have you ever gotten a ticket?

Yes...because Fulton County cops are HOT!!!

I admit I have a lead foot. However, I know the cops here.

Yes, and yes. fortunatly though have driven away with only a warning enough times that I try to watch my speed more often now

Nope and Nope.

yep...there was a State Trooper that got me four or five times in a three month span. Typical pull-over went like this....

Him: "How ya doin today?"
Me: "Pretty good Rob, how much do I owe ya today?"
Him: "Well, should be about $135 or so...you want what I thought I seen you go or the radar this time?"
Me: "I'll take your word on it."
Him: "Aw, what the hell, I'll give ya a nine over...you remember what that is right?"
Me: "Yeah, $48.50. I'll see ya next week"
Him: "Probally so. Try to slow down..."
Me: "Easier said than done Rob"
Him: "Yeah, I see. See ya later."

I don't speed , my car does. I just push that little pedal and off it goes. I don't understand why it keeps doing that.

Yeah, it's hard to get up a full head of steam in that small of a space. Especially when you are strapped in by a seat belt.

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back"

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

I do have a lead foot. And I have gotten tickets in the past. Just 1 speeding ticket in the last 10+ years though. But I've never gotten a warning ???? What are those? Do you need Boobies to get those???

Boobies and a seductive smile.

Well, I do have a seductive smile, but it never works on policemen for me ???? I'm confused...

It is the combination of boobies and seductiveness. You need implants. Shaving all your facial hair might also help.

i got pulled over in december for doing 76 in a 60 but only got a warning, must have been the boobs

Half the points I have are speeding tickets, I don't speed anymore though, too costly.

I'm a speed demon. Two tickets and one warning.

I hate how the first thing they say to you is, "Hi, how are you?" .....Uhhh, I'm being pulled over by a f*cking cop, how the hell do you think I am?? I'm f*cking peachy!



Hehehehe.

I admit I used to when I was young and dumb. But, now I never speed while driving per se...only when I need to pass on the highway. I have never had a speeding ticket...oh wait!! There was that time when I was 18 years old and got one in a school zone doing 27 in a 25 mph zone.

Kat

Ooooh 27 in a 25...that's livin dangerously.

i sleep in my car. and get sleeping tickets

Yes, because on the beltway if you don't do 80 you will get run over by the vehicles approaching behind you