Call Perry and have him delivery lunch.

hey at least he always offer to get me lunch an i already talked to him so there

((((((((Kerry))))))))))))))

I found it!!

THE RULES OF THE COUNTRY FOR CITY PEOPLE:

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-85 goes north and south. Pick one.

5.. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. So every person who lives here waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah, we eat catfish. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age, size or looks!

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham, turkey or chicken.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use eight spices: salt, pepper, Dukes (thats Mayo for you city folk), mustard, ketchup, slaw, onions and chili! Oh, yeah....we don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat...IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.

14. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

15. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lions and the Tigers, and a dang site more fun to watch.

16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.

17. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities , Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.

18. We have folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and National Guard. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

19. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers.
please refer back to rule 1!

20. 4 inches isn't a blizzard - it's a flurry. Drive like you got some sense in it, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska, worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snow blades will have you out the next day.

Ok i be around just got back from doctors I'm in good health of course. oh sam you behave ya self will ya lol

that's funny skad

STEAK

((((((sam)))))))))

Now I have craving for catfish.
Sounds like home to me.

Lunch time

turkey breast sandwich,carrots,cheezits, and a banana.

dang ok now i'm hungry

You work in a store surrounded by food.

Tell your boss someone wants a food display made up for a meeting and grab all the good stuff

hey there beach how ya been

Good. How you been OC?