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Hmmmmm where should a guy stick an old stinky wiener? formaldehyde comes to mind! 
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If the dog won't eat it. Its beyond hope.
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I thought about selling my old stinky wiener on ebay. I mean people are selling toast that look like jesus and rabbits with pancakes on their head. But they wouldn't take me seriously. I'm stuck with an old stinky wiener.
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So here I sit with my old stinky wiener in my hand.
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Have you tried washing it?
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I've been walking around all day with my old stinky wiener in my hand.
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I tried to give my old stinky wiener to my mom. She told me that it was disgusting.
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My freinds tell me I need to see a doctor because I'm playing with my old stinky wiener. I told them I didn't know it was a crime to walk around holding my old stinky wiener in public. And I'm not playing with it. Just holding it. I may have shaken it once or twice at a few people. But I know the rules... Shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
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Is that like cheddar ****???
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i knot only play with mine blatantly, but i point it at things, and people. not animals for i've had some rather bad results and mis-givings with who's pointer it should be. and it resulted in a great deal of pain too.
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I don't understand how I got an old stinky wiener. I mean- I took care of it. I kept it cool. I kept it safe. Never put it where it doesn't belong. Always kept it wrapped up and packaged. But yet I got an old stinky wiener. Hmmmmmm.
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Sun 02/22/09 09:32 PM
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I don't understand how I got an old stinky wiener. I mean- I took care of it. I kept it cool. I kept it safe. Never put it where it doesn't belong. Always kept it wrapped up and packaged. But yet I got an old stinky wiener. Hmmmmmm. you left the package on too long. you wash it, and let it air-dry, after you use it, but take the package off for washing, and don't put a new package on till you use it again. then it won't be stinky, and smell like puke and pickles. it sucks that these don't come with instructions, unbelievable...no warranty either |
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I don't understand how I got an old stinky wiener. I mean- I took care of it. I kept it cool. I kept it safe. Never put it where it doesn't belong. Always kept it wrapped up and packaged. But yet I got an old stinky wiener. Hmmmmmm. Call Micky Jackson. He knows about that stuff. |
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Whoa! I think I've got the situation addressed. Cleaning my refridgerator I grabbed a jar of miracle whip out of the door. I opened the lid and "Yeow- yeah buddy"! Its bad.
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Do you have the fridge plugged in?
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Looking through the top of the miracle whip it still looks good. All white, wet, and creamy inside. But it smells yucky.
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yes indeed.
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But then I thought about it. That miracle whips been everywhere. Camping, picnics, in and out of the coolers. In the back of the pickup truck, under the bleachers after the football game. In and out of the bars during that pig roast. Ole miracle whips been around. No wonder she stinks.
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