microwave? ive been using the toaster good lookin out.

So, you're telling me to sit on it and rotate, sideways? WOW! We gotta get you a promotion! And your own infomercial ...

I'm sure you can find a volunteer to give you a massage. The dryer destroying your laundry is not a whine. That's a legitimate wtf situation. Hope it wasn't too much that got destroyed.

Just my winter coat that I payed $200 for a couple of months ago. And are you offering that massage?

That falls under the category of sympathy!

I have no complaints. I'm very happy and content with my life.

And sorry to hear about the coat...

why do all the girls choose the real asshole guys? i am respectful and kinda but i can never get the girl! ARE THERE ANY DECENT WOMEN LEFT?!

Nothing to whine about? I can't work with this!!!!!

Seriously though, good for you.

Simple solution here. Become an asshole.

is there cheese with this whining? how about some hot wings? Hey have the same plans for a telportation device also.. runs on batteries tho... so far you only get half a person.

I keep all the cheese. I like cheese. The last time I tested the teleportation device I got Brundlefly

I'd like to sucker punch some of these "mothers" at my kiddo's b-ball game. They seem to think their child is god and therefore they have the right to b*tch and moan about the other kids. They are KIDS for gods sakes. Yes, be competitive, enjoy the game and get excited, but GET OVER YOURSELF already!!! The world will still keep revolving around it's axis even if little Mary Jane doesn't get to play every freaking second. And also, quit trying to live your life through your kids. Just because you feel like a worn out has been, it doesn't mean you can reinvent yourself by pushing your child to do more, more, more!

Phew, that felt good.

I woke up with a huge headache and I feel like crap, and the coolest person I've met in a long time lives on the other side of the world from me. On the plus side, I do have a job, great friends, awesome dog, and plenty of hobbies and projects so all in all aside from being to far away from someone and feeling crappy I'm not doing too bad I guess.

why do mothers use facebook to tell me that their small child is sick or ate a whole jar of peas?

Pay attention people. This is a righteous whine. I say go ahead and sucker punch them. Or sit next to one of them at the next game and accidentally spill your drink. What a shame if that ketchup you have on your sandwich accidentally gets on their blouse.

You forgot the weather report by you.

I invited a friend...

Facebook is the Devil's tool. Go ask that guy who created a thread about it. He'll tell ya.

Are you two being entertained?