Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 23 | |
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Dear Diary;
I'm reading a book about hell...now I'm scared that I'm really going to go there O_O |
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Dear Diary; I'm reading a book about hell...now I'm scared that I'm really going to go there O_O I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there an I dont want to see you every day |
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Hell is at the bottom of my feet!!
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Hell is at the bottom of my feet!! But enough of Gypsy's bunions and ingrown toenails! |
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If i knew that Heaven would have lots of cats and kittens to play with than i could convert right now
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If i knew that Heaven would have lots of cats and kittens to play with than i could convert right now |
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If i knew that Heaven would have lots of cats and kittens to play with than i could convert right now well there isnt BUT when you are here on earth and you are playing with puppies or kittens YOU ARE IN HEAVEN!!! |
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but.................my heaven is filled with kitties and puppies and no goat poop!!!
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There was a woman at the coffee shop who said cats are the devil's pet because they kill babies. So i asked her how in the world do they kill babies, and she replied "they steal their breath"
In all my years in working at the shelter, i never heard that O_O |
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khuda hafiz
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There was a woman at the coffee shop who said cats are the devil's pet because they kill babies. So i asked her how in the world do they kill babies, and she replied "they steal their breath" In all my years in working at the shelter, i never heard that O_O silly old lady that is nonsense |
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khuda hafiz |
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khuda hafiz Yeah. She is. Watch your back, folks cuz she might be hiding a knife! |
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Dear diary, my back aches. Must be old age. No wait. Weather change. Gonna warm up. No wait. Running bouncy bad roads.
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhh Im awake.......and I KNOW I have to go to work later......
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dear diary......before I left for outta town there was a big uproar at work, about the work load. The "management" was supposed to delegate the work load.....Im afraid they are going to give me harder patients.
I have a feeling Im going to be pissed off later...... |
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I already hurt in 3 places.......I woke up to the smell of bens gay.......on my pillow
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dear diary.....do you think pink and orange go together?????
My thoughts are...... NO!! |
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