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If I were president I would ___________________.
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Throw our country into anarchy and rebellion, then with a swift stroke of my mighty finger drop nuclear bombs on every other country...then proceed to inprison everyone who is against me (this could be anywhere in the hundreds of thousands) and ship them to the nuclear fallout in Australia. Then require an IQ test to continue living on my great land, those who fail get shipped out to the nuclear fallout of China.
Ahhh, dreams... |
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Edited by
Shagwell
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Thu 02/19/09 07:43 PM
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...stay the f*ck out of every other country's problems and stop policing the world!
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quit my job before the country hated me just as much as the man in the chair before me. There's much to be said for self preservation
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id get drunk on power and put a water slide in the white house.
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and do tons of drugs too. Cant forget that!
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and do tons of drugs too. Cant forget that! Ah yes! This as well, thanks for the reminder my good man! As well create the first LSD manufacturing plant with only the highest in quality! |
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Fire myself with lifetime pay
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of course my equally inhebriated counterpart! we should mass produce glow sticks and pure mdma and send our new world into a perpetual rave party.
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Edited by
Peccy
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Thu 02/19/09 07:57 PM
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Reinstate Monica Lewenski to entertain guests.
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i'd fix everything i could, take morgan freeman as one of my consultants, hire the hongkong triads and M-13 for traveling to countries with warlords and do heavy negotiations with their leaders, and hire my italian friends in the areas of gov't business, on how to pull out of this mess here. when they do good, everybody does good.
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... wake up from the nightmare, quicksmart!
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oh just u wait til fear and i get our hands on this country...
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i'd fix everything i could, take morgan freeman as one of my consultants, hire the hongkong triads and M-13 for traveling to countries with warlords and do heavy negotiations with their leaders, and hire my italian friends in the areas of gov't business, on how to pull out of this mess here. when they do good, everybody does good. You've got my vote then, Sir Owl ... |
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Fire myself with lifetime pay |
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Ok, I am screwed if Fear was President.
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Fire myself with lifetime pay |
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If I were president I would ___________________. Push the red button and start World War III. |
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If I were president I would ___________________. Push the red button and start World War III. Are you flirtin' again ... |
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i'd fix everything i could, take morgan freeman as one of my consultants, hire the hongkong triads and M-13 for traveling to countries with warlords and do heavy negotiations with their leaders, and hire my italian friends in the areas of gov't business, on how to pull out of this mess here. when they do good, everybody does good. You've got my vote then, Sir Owl ... wow, what an impressive profile! i'm gonna perv it again sometime to read it all, but really nice transitions and timelines in your writing, again, i say very nice! |
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