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My sister and I sound a lot alike on the phone... So she had this guy that wouldn't stop calling her. They went out on one date. She didn't want to see him anymore but she's waaayyy to nice. So she made me (apparently I'm the mean one)
 call him and pretend I was my sister and break it off. I kinda felt bad for the guy but they had only had one date. He seriously needed to just get over it.
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No kidding....kinda shows what type of people on this site are really like
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if you want to get rid of them real fast just say "how come your sister is better than you in bed"
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You want to get rid of him or her. What creative ideas can you come up with to break it off, or get them to break it off?  You could tell them that you cheated with another person.
I did better than that. He asked me where I was last night, he had tried to call and I was not home. I told him I was out with two guys and that I did them both.
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I usually just tell them sorry it didn't work out for us, wish them well and go on.
*Remember the golden rule* If you're scared of them by all means leave when they are away or asleep! You can always call later or write a note... |
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Singing telegram Listen babe here's the score I can't stomach you any more The very sight of your face Makes me wanna move to outer space So this is it the end of the road I always knew I could do better than a toad |
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You want to get rid of him or her. What creative ideas can you come up with to break it off, or get them to break it off? You could tell them that you cheated with another person.
I did better than that. He asked me where I was last night, he had tried to call and I was not home. I told him I was out with two guys and that I did them both.
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True story of my youth: I had been going with this guy for three weeks. We were hot and heavy every day. Then suddenly he disappeared for three days. I did not have a way to contact him. It really ticked me off. It just so happened I met someone else and we hit it off. I could not believe my good luck. One guy out of my hair and I have a new one. Then the old boyfriend called on the fourth day. I told him I met someone else. His ego would not let him believe that I found someone else in three days. He thought I was joking. So I gave the phone to my new boyfriend who had just told me to break up with anyone else I was dating. I'm so cold. 
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True story of my youth: I had been going with this guy for three weeks. We were hot and heavy every day. Then suddenly he disappeared for three days. I did not have a way to contact him. It really ticked me off. It just so happened I met someone else and we hit it off. I could not believe my good luck. One guy out of my hair and I have a new one. Then the old boyfriend called on the fourth day. I told him I met someone else. His ego would not let him believe that I found someone else in three days. He thought I was joking. So I gave the phone to my new boyfriend who had just told me to break up with anyone else I was dating. I'm so cold.
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Tell 'em that you're taking 'em to a trip to somewhere exotic and that they should meet you at the airport, but don't go. At some point, they'll call and ask you why you aren't at the airport, at which point you tell em that you don't wanna see them anymore.
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Tell 'em that you're taking 'em to a trip to somewhere exotic and that they should meet you at the airport, but don't go. At some point, they'll call and ask you why you aren't at the airport, at which point you tell em that you don't wanna see them anymore. Ow! Remind me not to hook up with either of y'all!
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Tell 'em that you're taking 'em to a trip to somewhere exotic and that they should meet you at the airport, but don't go. At some point, they'll call and ask you why you aren't at the airport, at which point you tell em that you don't wanna see them anymore. Ow! Remind me not to hook up with either of y'all!
That breakup maneuver is typically reserved for those who managed to get on my bad side while breaking up.
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Tell 'em that you're taking 'em to a trip to somewhere exotic and that they should meet you at the airport, but don't go. At some point, they'll call and ask you why you aren't at the airport, at which point you tell em that you don't wanna see them anymore. Ow! Remind me not to hook up with either of y'all!
That breakup maneuver is typically reserved for those who managed to get on my bad side while breaking up.
Maybe I am too nice.... |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Thu 02/19/09 08:39 PM
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You have a date with him and he they arrives to pick you up there is always a guy leaving your house. He is combing his hair and tucking in his shirt.
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Call him up and tell him you have V.D. and you can't go out because you have a bunch of other people to call.
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Call him up and tell him you have V.D. and you can't go out because you have a bunch of other people to call.
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Edited by
huskydogowner
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Thu 02/19/09 08:34 PM
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I got a break up e-mail once. That was bad enough, but she sent it four times (by accident, she said). D'oh!
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Leave your calendar hanging on the wall where he can see it and mark a date for getting an abortion. When he questions you about being pregnant, shrug it off and tell him that it's not his anyway. 
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Leave your calendar hanging on the wall where he can see it and mark a date for getting an abortion. When he questions you about being pregnant, shrug it off and tell him that it's not his anyway.
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Thu 02/19/09 08:37 PM
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Give him a gift of a knife. Tell him it is symbolic of breaking off a relationship because you can't see him anymore.
When he asks about the blood on the knife, tell him it is your EX husbands.
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