At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved .
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

I love blondes...Get em alone

and never ever put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

And we love you too!

The world would be lost without us.... to laugh at.

lol nothing like having an excuse for doing silly stuff...I always just blame it on the blondeness! Where is a blonde smiley when you need one lol