A boy and his date were parked on a back
road some distance from town, doing what
boys and girls do on back roads some
distance from town, when the girl stopped
the boy.

I really should have mentioned this
earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I
charge $20 for sex."

The boy reluctantly paid her, and they
did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in
the driver's seat looking out the window.

Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the
girl.

Well, I should have mentioned this
before, but I'm actually a taxi driver,
and the fare back to town is $25."

Lol, that is just too funny...