Had a hard day, babe?
No problem, no sweat.
P-o-p! goes the top
Of a beer: “Can of relax and forget”.

Gratefully, you ease the heat
As you swill.
Now haul your Briquettes
On down to the grill.

Bag of charcoal
Thrown over that manly shoulder.
A fresh beer for the trip
And the grin size goes boulder!

Back so soon?
Ohhhh, I know what you need.
Potatoes all wrapped, steaks seasoned just right,
Your call, grilled garlic bread too tonight?

Will I sautee mushroom’s?
Of course, you silly redneck -
A steak without shrooms?
WTF, surely, you jest!

The above, a well known recipe,
The way to relaxation and contentment,
For my cowboy-n-me.



What’s that?
Yeah Hondo,
I can handle the dishes alone.
ENJOY, my honey, your happy man zone!

What? He doesn't have to do dishes too?

BRB, have a contract to renegotiate!

Ok Im on my way. Hey cowpoke, I prefer my steak medium rare. Wenchie I got a mean salad I picked up along the way. Got room at that barbie for a WileyWizard?

Ohhhh my God, Wiz! Now I'm picturing me wearing that MN ear flapped hunting hat speaking in a mean impression of Elmer Fudd and patrolling the courtyard waiting for that Wiley Wiz-ord to show up! anytime, my dear, anytime!