Topic: i think im onto something
longhairbiker's photo
Wed 02/18/09 06:02 AM
We have had caller ID on our phones for a few years now. When are we going to get "Caller IQ"? Where we can have the phone automatically delete or shut off the ringer to people who are stupid? I'm all for it. My blackberry does have caller IQ on it.

lilith401's photo
Wed 02/18/09 06:04 AM
My son handles this for me. He flat out says, You're a stranger, my mommy told me not to talk to strangers. Then he hangs up....laugh

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Wed 02/18/09 06:05 AM

We have had caller ID on our phones for a few years now. When are we going to get "Caller IQ"? Where we can have the phone automatically delete or shut off the ringer to people who are stupid? I'm all for it. My blackberry does have caller IQ on it.



Maybe the phone can also be programmed to send a mild electric shock to their phone. Nothing dangerous just something to maybe stimulate synaptic activity.

Seakolony's photo
Wed 02/18/09 06:05 AM
Daggone Crackberries, but whats the point in the home doing it when most people only carry a cell phone anymore?? I cut my home phone just to cut out an extra expense.

freothuwebbe15's photo
Wed 02/18/09 06:23 AM
Maybe they should just invent something that makes people inspired to do something with their lives instead of being stupid for ever, after teh slight electric shock though.

Mr_Music's photo
Wed 02/18/09 06:29 AM
Might be nice to have some sort of spam filter for phones.

FreeToB's photo
Wed 02/18/09 06:34 AM


We have had caller ID on our phones for a few years now. When are we going to get "Caller IQ"? Where we can have the phone automatically delete or shut off the ringer to people who are stupid? I'm all for it. My blackberry does have caller IQ on it.



Maybe the phone can also be programmed to send a mild electric shock to their phone. Nothing dangerous just something to maybe stimulate synaptic activity.


I'm not sure that electroshock therapy ever worked, especially to make someone smarter. But a land line DOES have a 90V AC source. hmmmm....My next project?

Seakolony's photo
Wed 02/18/09 06:38 AM



We have had caller ID on our phones for a few years now. When are we going to get "Caller IQ"? Where we can have the phone automatically delete or shut off the ringer to people who are stupid? I'm all for it. My blackberry does have caller IQ on it.



Maybe the phone can also be programmed to send a mild electric shock to their phone. Nothing dangerous just something to maybe stimulate synaptic activity.


I'm not sure that electroshock therapy ever worked, especially to make someone smarter. But a land line DOES have a 90V AC source. hmmmm....My next project?

electroshock therapy does help and does get instituted in epileptic cases. My son recieves electric shock therapy in frequencies throught the day through an implant.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 02/18/09 06:41 AM
Wow! Good replies!

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Wed 02/18/09 07:02 AM
I TOTALLY agree Biker ... but I would preferr to have Van Halens ERUPTION, played full balst in their ears , along with a " no hangup" policy on their end of the phone so they hear the WHOLE thing .... laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 02/18/09 07:03 AM
IQ filter phones would be fun until your the one at the other end, there is always people that thinks they are more intelligent.

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Wed 02/18/09 07:15 AM

IQ filter phones would be fun until your the one at the other end, there is always people that thinks they are more intelligent.


EXCELLENT POINT!!!
Who determines the minimum IQ number!? And would it be intuitive? What would really suck is if your boss or your kid's teacher were calling and couldn't get through with that filter on!! laugh laugh laugh

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 02/18/09 07:16 AM
Edited by FearandLoathing on Wed 02/18/09 07:17 AM
One word, brilliant!

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Wed 02/18/09 07:20 AM
How about a button on your phone that you can send a ultra high fequency sound wave to them and explode their brains?smokin

MsCarmen's photo
Wed 02/18/09 07:36 AM

We have had caller ID on our phones for a few years now. When are we going to get "Caller IQ"? Where we can have the phone automatically delete or shut off the ringer to people who are stupid? I'm all for it. My blackberry does have caller IQ on it.


My phone would stop ringing altogether. And that would be awesome, except I found out I'm required to talk to my family every once in a while. frustrated ohwell

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 02/18/09 07:45 AM
I just don't answer the phone if I don't know the number.

buttons's photo
Wed 02/18/09 07:47 AM

My son handles this for me. He flat out says, You're a stranger, my mommy told me not to talk to strangers. Then he hangs up....laugh
laugh laugh you better hope you dont lose your job and be having interviews calling youlaugh laugh

txmomof2's photo
Wed 02/18/09 07:54 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

lilith401's photo
Wed 02/18/09 08:08 AM


My son handles this for me. He flat out says, You're a stranger, my mommy told me not to talk to strangers. Then he hangs up....laugh
laugh laugh you better hope you dont lose your job and be having interviews calling youlaugh laugh


Ohhh yeah.... I'd have to give out my cell phone number if that happened! Good point....

Citizen_Joe's photo
Wed 02/18/09 08:50 AM

We have had caller ID on our phones for a few years now. When are we going to get "Caller IQ"? Where we can have the phone automatically delete or shut off the ringer to people who are stupid? I'm all for it. My blackberry does have caller IQ on it.


Those are the NFW (no f'n way) entries in my phone. Each time I answer one of those calls, my IQ drops.