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I have a pretty long list, but this one's near the top:
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jesus love you !
everybody else thinks your a twit ! |
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My kid sold drugs to your honor student
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"How many bars can you get with that cellphone shoved up your ass"
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my wife ran off with my best friend
i sure do miss him |
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Can you hear my middle finger over your blairing speakers??????
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If your going to ride my ass..
i prefer if you pull my hair too. |
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BACK OFF...or I'll flick a booger on you!
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I voted for the old man and the hot chick
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If your going to ride my ass.. i prefer if you pull my hair too. I like that one..... |
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"I brake for hallucinations"
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I like poetry,
long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. |
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Averything I evert needed to know, I learned in prison.
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If you don't like my driving call 1 - 800 - Eat sh!t
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Silence is golden, duck tape is silver.
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Squirrels
Natures little speed bumps. |
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Why won't it let me correct my spelling mistakes........
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Why won't it let me correct my spelling mistakes........ Mine either. It is telling me subject is blank. Weird.... |
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Why won't it let me correct my spelling mistakes........ Mine either. It is telling me subject is blank. Weird.... |
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