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Topic: LEPERS THE FOURTEENTH - part 40
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Thu 02/26/09 06:34 AM

sounds like DC prices are better than where I go. When Becca was looking for one of the Twilight books the used book store price was higher than Walmarts, Kmarts, and Barnes and Noble


Doesn't surprise me, for books of that caliber, the big stores will give a hell of a discount. Used book stores base their prices on the original selling price, not sale prices.

Steve, you trying to tell me something, there, buck? grumble grumble noway huh

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Thu 02/26/09 06:38 AM
laugh I think he is doing meditation............laugh

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Thu 02/26/09 06:41 AM
He just kicked me in the butt 3, count em 3, times tears tears sad sad

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Thu 02/26/09 06:44 AM
Hes telling you he misses you!


(((((SuzQ)))))flowerforyou
(((((Snuggles)))))flowerforyou

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Thu 02/26/09 06:44 AM
rut roh now you are going to be black and blue.............Steve your the football player not Suz your the one who should be black and bluebigsmile

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Thu 02/26/09 06:45 AM
((((((((STORM)))))))))flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Thu 02/26/09 06:47 AM
((((((((StormyWeather)))))))))))

How goes it, chickydee? flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

Does anyone know a remedy for avoiding sugar withdrawals? I really need to cut back on the sugar sick

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Thu 02/26/09 06:48 AM
Subject: Who Is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ' You don ' t know Jack Schitt! '



Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.



Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.



The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents ' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.



After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.



Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.



Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ' You don ' t know Jack Schitt, ' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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Thu 02/26/09 06:50 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 02/26/09 06:51 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 02/26/09 06:54 AM
Notice he just floats right on over the necessity of 3 kicks in the butt laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 02/26/09 06:58 AM

Notice he just floats right on over the necessity of 3 kicks in the butt laugh laugh laugh


I noticed that too..
*gigglesnort*

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Thu 02/26/09 06:58 AM
(((thumper)))flowerforyou

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Thu 02/26/09 06:59 AM
midgett

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Thu 02/26/09 07:00 AM

((((((((StormyWeather)))))))))))

How goes it, chickydee? flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

Does anyone know a remedy for avoiding sugar withdrawals? I really need to cut back on the sugar sick



SuzQ, as in my email.. it's going FANDAMTASTIC.pitchfork
Now wipe your misty eyes!!! Drink a margarita instead!!

WOOT! WOOT!

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Thu 02/26/09 07:01 AM
eat more sugar?

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Thu 02/26/09 07:02 AM
drinks drinks That's it, I give, I'm gonna wrap myself in bubble wrap and start drinking giant margaritas, that way I won't care about the bruises for the now 6 kicks in the butt I've gotten (now, if they were slaps on the butt, that'd be a whole nother issue blushing :angel: ) drinks drinks :banana: :banana: bigsmile

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Thu 02/26/09 07:03 AM
You can't count the sugar in alcohol.


drinker drinker drinker :banana: :banana:

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Thu 02/26/09 07:04 AM
*perk*

Did SuzQ says SPANKINGS???pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork

*PUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*






I mean...why would you want that???:angel: :laughing:

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Thu 02/26/09 07:05 AM
laugh laugh laugh pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork blushing

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