100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 28 | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
his business card is the joker card
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tells women his name is Caesar Chavez just to get laid.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Does not realize that Ceasar Chavez stole my wallet when we were migrant workers
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Once grabbed his own nut sack when harvesting raisins.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Is dreading the day his little grapes turn to little raisins
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Downs his viagara with prune juice
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
chases people in Macy's to spray them with perfume.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
Mia_2009
on
Mon 02/16/09 01:14 PM
|
|
Is having a dinner party at her place.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
stands on street corners with a sign that says:
Will work for a pair of pants |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 good one.. But i don't like pants! Ask doc for help with viagra not working. Doc says there's no help with something so small.. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
only throws false rumors around because she has on a sorry team's jersey with a guy that talks too much and can't back it up
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Actually drives a 1986 Nova, which leaks oil.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Has had that face since 1986
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
has had THAT face since 1906
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
will look like me after I steal his Nova
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
will look up at me after i shoot him for TRYING to steal my nova
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
does not realize that GM made only 8 master keys for the Nova, and I have all of them
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
owns classic cars but doesn't tell anyone about his Edsel...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
is looking for a Mexican Hat Dance partner
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
doesn't know i would like to slow dance with him
|
|
|
|
|
