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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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and I ended up in Argentina
I put in a pair of roller blades |
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I fell and busted my azz.
  I put in some homemade bean soup & cornbread. |
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and I recycled it the next day
 (Ruh Ruh  ) I put in an old wedding ring |
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I sent it to cash for gold and got $10.
I put in a party pizza. |
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and some of the Mingle Ladies ate it all, now they want more
I put in a box of Raisin Bran Cereal |
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I got my fiber requirement for the day, and then some.
 Waddup Jessie I put in a 12 pack of Sudsweiser. |
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and used the suds parts to wash my undies
(Good Morning Ed! Have a great day buddy! ) I put in a rolodex with all the phone numbers to the Mingle Ladies |
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 we threw a killa Newport Beach beach party I put in a case of beer |
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I got back "money' from the beer cans (thanks Ed)
I put in a full tank of gasoline |
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I took a road trip to your area of Ohio.(Thanks Martha)
I put in a full blownout BBQ party |
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I got a messy bbq chin
I put in some Bounty Towels! (your welcome Ed!) |
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I used em for the quicker picker upper.
I put in some Quizno`s Torpedo sandwiches. |
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and out came a model submarine
I put in the whip that belonged to Zorro |
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and now my paddle has a friend.......
 I put in the hot and sunny sands of Acapulco.....
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We shared 2 Corona`s and watched the sunset.
I put in some sun screen |
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which confuses me because why would you need sun screen if the sun is setting?
J/K Ed, what up Bro I put in Lime Jello |
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Added some tequila and made jello shots
Jessie wazzzzup bro? I put in the newest Victoria`s Secret magazine |
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but instead a Playgirl Magazine with Rara on the center fold came out
I put in all the Mingle Women that could not keep their eyes off of the centerfold |
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and the poor centerfold got all shredded up from so much pulling!!!
 ((((stud muffs)))) I put in a fire hose, hydrant included........  |
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Your "hose" got pulled by the "stud muffs"
I put in some K-Y lube jel |
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