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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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I chilled out with the 2 Benjamins and watched J spread sunscreen till he got tired, then I took over.
I put in some Long Island Teas. |
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...but the ice machine was out of order.
I put in 2 turn-tables and a microphone. |
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and he got a job as a DJ at the Moose Lodge
I put in a Hunter |
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We had "Bambi" put in the freezer.
I put in bowl of cheese puffs |
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...and you had to exorcise the ghost of Bambi out of your haunted house...
i put in a coupon for a Roundtable pizza! |
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King Arthur and The Knights ate it.
I put in a South Erie Pizza and a Cameo Burger (Both of these business`s are across the street from each other. Great food.) |
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and he invented the Pizza Burger
I put in a fishing pole |
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...and you ended up in the belly of a whale...
I put in keys to a Chrysler convertible! |
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and u got a date to a drive-in movie
I put in bunny slippers |
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I got the jammies to match
 I put in a bowl of Chicken noodle Soup |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
on
Fri 04/24/09 01:27 AM
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...and somewhere in a far far galaxy, there lives a noodle king named arar21.
I put in an ostrich egg. |
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It hatched and it`s momma pecked the chitt outta me.
I put in a Denny`s Grand slam breakfast. |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
on
Fri 04/24/09 04:36 AM
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...and a Pontiac Grand Am slammed into your Pinto and with the insurance money, you took a trip to Cabo Wabo.
I put in an English-Spanish dictionary |
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and now u can speak Spanglish
I put in an ice pack |
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...and I couldn't find the instructions, so I stuffed the ice pack down my pants...
I put in a Spanglish word of the day: "bodywash" I can't go to da cantina tonight cuz no bodywash my kids, holmes." |
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did not tip his babysitter and that is why he can't find any body-to=wash his kids
I put in a crate full of peaches |
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...and I got a flashback of the night I had relations with the neighborhood prostitute, Peaches...
I put in some anti-itch cream and a box of condoms. |
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I gave out the condoms & anti-itch cream at the cantina.
I put in an huge mean guard dog. |
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...and rara and I stopped sneaking into your room in the middle of the night...
I put in a box of chocolates! |
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and I ate the chocolates......
and I put in an empty box of chocolates! 
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