you mean shake not wipe......lol

"Don't look up here, the joke in in your hand"

And it still isn't finished.

Wasted a dime, but what the hell,
At least I can sit here and enjoy the smell.

"STD's the gift that keeps on giving."

"Yellow Cab 444-2222"

Mother's Against Drunk Driver's
1-800-6NO-DUI'S

"Pregnant? Planned Parenthood can tell you your options."

"No Straws in the toilet;crabs can pole-vault."

Father Flanigan's Boy's Town blah blah blah

"If your on the rag; don't be a drag!"

Your Mother doesn't work here Clean up after yourself."

"Seeking Surrogate Moms i-800-877-1880"

"CLAP is no reason for Applause."

"Tiny Johnson's can still do the deed. Cover it good; if you're not going to plant seed."

"Plus or minus; what you'll see? Pray to God on Bended knee. Just before you begin to pee!"

"9 seconds of fun; 9 months of misery."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill;
Poor Dumb girl forgot her pill.
Jack, no better, had no glove;
Now their babe's the result of love."



"Wash your hands before returning to work."

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat

1-800-eat-****

A With love forever

There once was a man from Natucket
His D!ck was so long he could suck it
You know the rest

Suicide Hotline

Big Pecker's Bar and Grill

guys stand closer its not as long as you think girls remain seated through the entire program

Here I sit in deathly vapor
Wishing for some toilet paper
How long must I have to linger
Before I am forced to use my finger

I try not to use public bathrooms.... I'm a nut like that.