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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 22
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 10:35 AM
Dear diary, is this pregnant or what?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 10:36 AM
Dear diary.......I just had a flash back about work. Everyone was good to me but what about the others who were back biting each other????? I hate being in the middle of petty back stabbing women fighting. And the sh*t is gonna fly because I seen all the emailing last night to all the upper authorities......cant we just all get along??? awwwwwwwwwww that sucks , work works better when every one gets along ((((((((Gypsy))))))) and people wonder why I want to run away from home....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 10:37 AM
Dear diary, is this pregnant or what? thats about 4 babies I would think....

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 02/19/09 10:37 AM
OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! jeeezuz DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT ask dyslexic with a bunch of hoops in her ears to remove them the right ear went ok ......**** the left ear is givin me problems OWIEEEEEZ!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 10:40 AM
why does it hurt to take your earrings out???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 02/19/09 10:46 AM
I get confused annnd I cant seem to simply slide them off the right went ok the left I got backwards on wich way to turn them , ow almost off ,no on, no ow

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 10:50 AM
Dont look in the mirror. Close your eyes......concentrate and feel.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 10:51 AM
Dear diary, is this pregnant or what? thats about 4 babies I would think.... ...that's 8 babies. Its the welfare whore from california with 14 kids- no daddies. Artificially knocked up. Times 2.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 10:52 AM
Dear diary, is this pregnant or what? thats about 4 babies I would think.... ...that's 8 babies. Its the welfare whore from california with 14 kids- no daddies. Artificially knocked up. Times 2. Really??? I thought that was Alanis Morrisette!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 10:54 AM
Dear diary..........DONT LET ME FORGET IM BOILING EGGS ON THE STOVE!!!! OH!!! and why are people EMBARRASSED to eat and or like egg salad sandwiches???? Why do we have to hide in our houses eating them???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 02/19/09 11:04 AM
dont forget about the hard boiled eggs on the stove 9 minutes an they are hard boiled

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 11:05 AM
I don't know? Maybe its the egg salad sandwich hydrogen sulfide gas fart aftermath they are concerned about?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 02/19/09 11:06 AM
Dont look in the mirror. Close your eyes......concentrate and feel..... oh I know better then to try to use a mirror I STILL got buggered up on one side .......taking them out is easy compared to trying to put them back in!!

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Thu 02/19/09 11:06 AM
Dear diary, is this pregnant or what? Yikes.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 11:06 AM
I would be more worried about all the cheese sandwiches I eat!!! Yet......it takes us 40 years to NOT be embarrassed to admit we like them. Well........ My name is GYPSY and Im an egg salad sandwich lover!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 11:07 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 11:08 AM
I forgot to time them......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 11:10 AM
Do your cats avoid you for 8 to 12 hours after egg salad sandwiches? You said they sleep around your head at night. Do they fear your posterior and/ or your colon projections? You may have.....catsavoidingyourassitis. A serious condition.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/19/09 11:15 AM
Do your cats avoid you for 8 to 12 hours after egg salad sandwiches? You said they sleep around your head at night. Do they fear your posterior and/ or your colon projections? You may have.....catsavoidingyourassitis. A serious condition. Hahahaaaaaaaaaa could it be true???? And here I thought they just liked to stick their nails into my eyeballs for fun!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 02/19/09 11:18 AM
When you flattulate- do cats, children, and grown men run and cower in fear? You may have catsavoidingyourassitis. A serious condition. Do you get strange looks from grocery clerks when purchasing eggs? Do your coworkers tremble in fear when you proclaim you had egg salad sandwiches for dinner? You said a lot of people have been looking at your butt lately. All signs of catsavoidingyourassitis. Better get that checked.