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Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; 'Don'ta worry, Maria, Tony's a gooda man. Go upstairs and he'll take carea of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.' So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's gotta a biga hairy chest.' 'Don'ta worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'All gooda men have hairy chests.. Go upstairs. He'll take gooda carea of you.' So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's gotta hairy legs!' 'Don'ta worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a gooda man Go upstairs and he'll take gooda carea of you.' So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foota and a halfa!' Her Mama said, 'Staya here and stir the pasta!'  
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Go mama! LOL!!!!!!!
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