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A blonde,Wanting to earn some money,Decide to hire herself out a handy man type,So she went to a wealthy neighborhood,The first house she seen, A man on the PORCH,Sir do you have any jobs for me to do?
Well you can paint my PORCH,How much will you charge?50 dollars,The man agreed,And said the paint and brushes are in the garage The mans wife,inside overheard the conversation,Does she realize the PORCH goes all the way around the house?The man says, she should she was standing on the PORCH A short time later the blonde knocks on the door to collect,,Your done already,Yes and i had paint left over,So i gave it two coats,Impressed the man reached in his pocket for the money,And by the way sir,The blonde added Thats not a PORCH.....ITS A FERRARI |
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LOL......
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Chittt
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A blonde,Wanting to earn some money,Decide to hire herself out a handy man type,So she went to a wealthy neighborhood,The first house she seen, A man on the PORCH,Sir do you have any jobs for me to do? Well you can paint my PORCH,How much will you charge?50 dollars,The man agreed,And said the paint and brushes are in the garage The mans wife,inside overheard the conversation,Does she realize the PORCH goes all the way around the house?The man says, she should she was standing on the PORCH A short time later the blonde knocks on the door to collect,,Your done already,Yes and i had paint left over,So i gave it two coats,Impressed the man reached in his pocket for the money,And by the way sir,The blonde added Thats not a PORCH.....ITS A FERRARI |
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LOL OH SHE WOULD HAVE TO DIE!
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