Topic: Blonde paint job
wannacuddlewthme's photo
Fri 02/13/09 11:12 AM
A blonde,Wanting to earn some money,Decide to hire herself out a handy man type,So she went to a wealthy neighborhood,The first house she seen, A man on the PORCH,Sir do you have any jobs for me to do?
Well you can paint my PORCH,How much will you charge?50 dollars,The man agreed,And said the paint and brushes are in the garage
The mans wife,inside overheard the conversation,Does she realize the PORCH goes all the way around the house?The man says, she should she was standing on the PORCH
A short time later the blonde knocks on the door to collect,,Your done already,Yes and i had paint left over,So i gave it two coats,Impressed the man reached in his pocket for the money,And by the way sir,The blonde added






















Thats not a PORCH.....ITS A FERRARI

tanyaann's photo
Fri 02/13/09 11:15 AM
shocked :laughing:

no photo
Fri 02/13/09 11:15 AM
LOL......laugh rofl laugh

no photo
Fri 02/13/09 11:15 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

rara777's photo
Fri 02/13/09 11:16 AM
rofl rofl rofl Chittt rofl rofl rofl

EZ4Sheezy's photo
Fri 02/13/09 11:17 AM
laugh laugh laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 02/13/09 11:30 AM

A blonde,Wanting to earn some money,Decide to hire herself out a handy man type,So she went to a wealthy neighborhood,The first house she seen, A man on the PORCH,Sir do you have any jobs for me to do?
Well you can paint my PORCH,How much will you charge?50 dollars,The man agreed,And said the paint and brushes are in the garage
The mans wife,inside overheard the conversation,Does she realize the PORCH goes all the way around the house?The man says, she should she was standing on the PORCH
A short time later the blonde knocks on the door to collect,,Your done already,Yes and i had paint left over,So i gave it two coats,Impressed the man reached in his pocket for the money,And by the way sir,The blonde added






















Thats not a PORCH.....ITS A FERRARI
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Dredz_Hang_Low's photo
Fri 02/13/09 11:37 AM
LOL OH SHE WOULD HAVE TO DIE!