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Any one here got an original limerick?
I'll start: A girl and her blind date were parting 'Cause she couldn't put up with his farting She said, "Sir, you stink And I really don't think This relationship's even worth starting." |
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Any one here got an original limerick? I'll start: A girl and her blind date were parting 'Cause she couldn't put up with his farting She said, "Sir, you stink And I really don't think This relationship's even worth starting." as she drove away we could here her say that guy sure was smelly! Are you positive his name isn't nelly? |
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Any one here got an original limerick? I'll start: A girl and her blind date were parting 'Cause she couldn't put up with his farting She said, "Sir, you stink And I really don't think This relationship's even worth starting." 
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Damn....I'll throw out another original one.....
I have the intestinal flu Stay away, I might give it to you If you'll just take a glance I've wrecked three pairs of pants This is not the most fun thing to do. |
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There once was a boy from Ransnarkett
Who worked all the time at the market He called up his girl they gave car-sex a whirl but they crashed cuz nobody did park it. |
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Edited by
trsmith22
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Thu 02/12/09 08:09 PM
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Please walk ahead of me
you don't want to be behind In front is where you want to be the back may not be so kind this was only adding to the original trying to stay in sinc |
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There once was a man from Nantuckett
whose foot was so tasty he'd suck it he said with a grin as he went to begin If my sole had a hole, then I'd yeah, right.. 
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There once was a man from Madrid
Who F*cked things that no one else did He had sex with dogs And chickens and hogs And even with trash can lids |
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a dirty ole creeper on mingle
sat at home an waxed up his shingle but the topics were dead so he lay in his bed laptop playing the windows start jingle |
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There was a man from Boston
Who had a little austin there was enough room for his ass and a gallon of gas and his balls fell out and he lost em |
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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly: "Let us flee!" Said the flea: "Let us fly!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. |
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There was a fat old dude in Reno
who needed to start taking Beano he pooped, and he farted somehow his car started his motto became smell yes, see no. I know, Lame.. |
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