Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Fish and visitors smell in three days.

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them.

Pressure makes diamonds.

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.

Life is like a dream, sometimes it is good and somtimes it is bad, but in the end it is over.

One thing I can give and still keep: my word.