One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street
He saw a little boy,sitting on the curb.

The old man sat and watch him'' and saw that he was holding
a cat by the tail and had candy'' in his hand.

Every few minutes,the little boy'' pop a pieces of candy in his
mouth,bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit.

After a few minutes the man walked over and ask him'''
What he was doing?????

The little said i'm playing '' Truck driving''
''Yeah, i'm popping pills,eating *****,and moving
On down the line.!!!!!

as a driver myself I think that little boy has the right idea about 2
out of three ( 1st one I dont agree with ) but he needs an education on
the 2nd and third ones lmao