Back when I was whoring myself for drugs, I called it "dating" but somehow letting some old fat bearded ZZ Top lookin' bastard having his way with me still kinda sucked, no mater what I called it...!

Gay sex (actually it was more like gay rape) was quite literally a pain in the ass, but I didn't care, so long as I got high.

Theen I found Jesus. I no longer have to sell my ass for dope. Jesus is this Mexican dude, barely speaks English, but he's cool. He fronts me all the time and I never have to give him ****.

Gonna' go out with him again?

And he's got central AC ...


Mahan! MISSED YOU <> ...

Scotty'll be back in 1-2 wks ... he's on a 1 month ban/time-out ... for kidnapping me ...

Go play the Zappa guess thread in Music for him, babe! I miss his silly self & such too ...

Missed you too ...

I've got the phone strapped to me like a bomb ...























Psyche ...










Damn sure gotta let him know we can hang out, but no datey-watey, no suck my face off ...

I don't at all fancy him ....

The Pilsbury Doughboy touched my pee pee. He said he could make it do tricks and shoot out the white cream ,so I let him. He told me never to tell anybody, that it was our little secret............

And, yet ... ya told!!! Ya ole frosting squirter ... yum!

.....he said nobody would understand, that they would think I was wierd or something.

Weird is good ... MY brand ... and SO tasty ...

Goodnight all. I'm done in for.

Schloft zie gut ...

I do ~ NEED ~ an easy friend ...

I do w/ an ear to lend ...

I do think you fit this shoe ... I do ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_apoJ0LLCk&feature=channel

I need an easy friend

I do with an ear to lend

I do think you fit this shoe

I do but you have a clue

I'll take advantage while

You hang me out to dry

But I can't see you every night ... free

I do ...

Im standing in your light

I do hope you have the time

I do pick up number two

I do keep a date with you ...

great tune........& it's about a girl Touch of Beatles in this one.

Have some cake everyone!!!

... I ... AM the girl touch of gateway Beatles, love ...

You ARE my gateway touch of Beatles easy friend ...

Holly, this cake is magnificent! I hope yr having a good B-Day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHTN0sSXDEQ

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~~~ Gorgeous girlchild ...

THANX ... Yum !!! L ve Butter~cream b'day cake ....!!!

... L ve YOU!!! ...

Thank You!!!You are all so sweet!!!

I don't know why I'm crying?

AM ... I ... suspended in Gaffa ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w4y1ekS_LE&feature=related

Out in the garden, there's half of a heaven
And we're only bluffing
We're not ones for busting through walls
But they've told us unless we can prove
That we're doing it
We can't have it all.
He's gonna wangle a way to get out of it
She's an excuse
and a witness who'll talk when he's called
But they've told us
Unless we can prove that we're doing it
We can't have it all
We can't have it all
CHORUS:
Suddenly my feet are feet of mud
It all goes slow-mo
I don't know why I'm crying
Am I suspended in Gaffa?
Not until I'm ready for you
Not until I'm ready for you
Can I have it all?
I try to get nearer
But as it gets clearer
There's something appears in the way
It's a plank in me eye
With a camel who's trying to get through it
Am I doing it?
Can I have it all now?
I pull out the plank
and say thank you for yanking me back
To the fact
That there's always something to distract
But sometimes it's hard
To know if I'm doing it right
Can I have it all?
Can I have it all now?
We can't have it all
CHORUS
I won't open boxes that I am not told to
I'm not a Pandora
I'm much more like
That girl in the mirror
Between you and me
She don't stand a chance of
Getting anywhere at all
Not anywhere at all
No, not a thing
She can't have it all.

CHORUS

Hey - check this out guys!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs