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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 21
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 02/14/09 03:09 AM
omg... i just got insulted over the ENTIRENETZ by a drunk guy!! oh how shall i ever overcome the humilitiation. actually i was trying to help at first and give you some advice, but you got mad at me for being a guy, so i say to you sir, "you dig your own grave". and i got ru pauled too.. i think i'm blinded for life I believe if you eat enough samosas you will become the king of India!!!!

Moviemadness Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 180	Sat 02/14/09 03:10 AM
dear diary........why do you guys keep me awake????? i never let a woman fall asleep in my presence! hehe, especially when i have energy.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 02/14/09 03:11 AM
Im an old bag..........!!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 02/14/09 03:11 AM Edited by s1owhand on Sat 02/14/09 03:12 AM
dear diary........why do you guys keep me awake????? you're horny? i dunno....

Moviemadness Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 180	Sat 02/14/09 03:12 AM Edited by Moviemadness on Sat 02/14/09 03:16 AM
you're horny? i dunno.... no lol. just saying i keep things fun, so you can't help but hit the refresh button to see what i might say next! HAHA DISREGARD I MISREAD YOUR QUOTE! maybe she is... it's all you man go get it!

Moviemadness Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 180	Sat 02/14/09 03:14 AM
you know a really good song..... Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, one big eye. I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me. It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater Sure looks stange to me. Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me I heard him say in a voice so gruff I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me. I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine But that's not the reason that I came to land I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater what a sight to see. And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater What a sight to see And then he went on his way, and then what do you know. I saw him last night on a TV show. He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila) It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 02/14/09 03:15 AM
dear diary........why do you guys keep me awake????? you're horny? i dunno.... Moi????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 02/14/09 03:16 AM
you know a really good song..... Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, one big eye. I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me. It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater Sure looks stange to me. Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me I heard him say in a voice so gruff I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me. I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine But that's not the reason that I came to land I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater what a sight to see. And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater What a sight to see And then he went on his way, and then what do you know. I saw him last night on a TV show. He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila) It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me. omg is that from the goofy greats album of 1972????

Moviemadness Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 180	Sat 02/14/09 03:17 AM
i have no earthly idea my parents had me listen to that and the song about my ding-a-ling. i thought they were rediculously funny!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 02/14/09 03:21 AM
i have no earthly idea my parents had me listen to that and the song about my ding-a-ling. i thought they were rediculously funny! How old are your parents???? I used to listen to that when I was a kid and I really did dance like a chicken while listening to it!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 02/14/09 03:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDKAkBf4Ps0&NR=1

Moviemadness Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 180	Sat 02/14/09 03:24 AM
i have no earthly idea my parents had me listen to that and the song about my ding-a-ling. i thought they were rediculously funny! How old are your parents???? I used to listen to that when I was a kid and I really did dance like a chicken while listening to it!!! lol my real dad is 39, my step-mom is 50, and my real mom is 37... i think idk hers really lol

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 02/14/09 03:28 AM
that stuff will make your ears go blind!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Sat 02/14/09 03:30 AM
movie madness azz .........your like a big ass fagmo......ur face does fit........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 02/14/09 03:32 AM
that stuff will make your ears go blind! I think that just made my lips turn a fabulous shade of magenta!!!

Moviemadness Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 180	Sat 02/14/09 03:32 AM
AHH hurry rush to the ER!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 02/14/09 03:32 AM
movie madness azz .........your like a big ass fagmo......ur face does fit........ Behave scotty or I will steal your other sock!!!

Moviemadness Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 180	Sat 02/14/09 03:34 AM
... you're a sock gnome....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 02/14/09 03:36 AM
<-------holds the power of the socks!!! Its a gift!!!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Sat 02/14/09 03:37 AM
i have no earthly idea my parents had me listen to that and the song about my ding-a-ling. i thought they were rediculously funny! How old are your parents???? I used to listen to that when I was a kid and I really did dance like a chicken while listening to it!!! I DONT LIKE IT.......** THAT FAG, HES GOT A NOTHING BABY......** THAT.....U KNOW IM GONNA GET KIKED OUT.....BUT I DONT LIKE NO ONE MISSEN WITH U GHYPSY........